At least I'm calling it a windfall. Let me explain.
You see, if I leave a twenty dollar bill in a winter jacket only to rediscover it after it has been hanging in the closet for nine months, that's a windfall.
Now I can hear a lot of you out ...
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The Penner Awards: The 10 Craziest Money Blunders of 2010
As 2010 comes to a close, I think it is only appropriate that I share my picks for the ten dumbest money stories of the past year, highlighting some of the most dumbfounding displays of numismatical naivete and financial ineptitude known to man.
That's right, folks. Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Penner awards! Ba-da-bing!
Now I know what you're thinking: Hey, Len, so why on earth should you be the one to give out such a prestigious award?
Well, as I see it, I have two very good reasons: 1) I've made plenty of stupid money mistakes myself over the years; and 2) It's that barren no-man's land between Christmas and New Year's Day where precious readers are few and far between, and so I'm really desperate for any angle right now that might bring in an extra pair of eyeballs or two. (So please tell your friends all about this piece, would ya?)
Now let's give out some Penners!
1. The Bucket List Blunder
Recipient: Dave Ismay
Background: The 64-year-old comedian wasn't amused after being told by his doctor that he had an incurable liver disease and only three months to live. Undaunted, he prepared a bucket list and was well on the way to spending his life savings -- including a $40,500 Mercedes -- when 10 weeks later he got the news that the original terminal diagnosis was in error and that his condition was treatable. Oops.
The Moral of the Story: Always be sure to get a second opinion before spending your life savings.
2. The Curse of the Cursed Money Curse (or Something Like That)
Recipients: Laura Santini, Rose Santini, an unnamed woman from Park Ridge, Illinois, and an unnamed couple from South Holland, Illinois
Background: A mother-and-daughter fortune telling team were arrested after allegedly convincing two, well, to be kind let's just say "unwitting," parties to turn over a combined total of more than $100,000 because their money was supposedly cursed. The fortune tellers promised that they would "cleanse" the money and then return it. Instead, they allegedly absconded with the cash and took off to Scottsdale, Arizona. Imagine that.
The Moral of the Story: P.T. Barnum was right.
3. The $10 Million Dollar Man (Not)
Recipient: Nick Martin
Background: Man inherits $10 million (after taxes) and immediately goes on a spending binge -- for the next ten years. Today, at age 59, he is now essentially broke and on the verge of bankruptcy.
The Moral of the Story: Apparently, ten million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.
4. And You Thought Government Pensions Were the Bomb
Recipients: Robert Rizzo, Randy Adams, Angela Spaccia, Oscar Hernandez, et al.
Background: This past summer, in a stunning example of government corruption run amok, the Los Angeles Times revealed that Rizzo was drawing a salary of $800,000 per year as the city manager of tiny Bell, California -- a 2.5 square mile town in Los Angeles County. The Times also found that Adams was earning $457,000 per year as the police chief, and Spaccia almost $400,000 as the assistant city manager. Even the city council members were generously paid, with most members earning $100,000 per year for the part-time positions.
The Moral of the Story: In a democracy, people get the government they deserve.
5. The IRS Finally Puts "Passenger 57" on Hiatus
Recipient: Wesley Snipes
Background: After being convicted in 2008 for federal tax evasion, Snipes finally began his three-year prison sentence. The actor failed to pay any income taxes for a decade, including $38 million in income earned between 1999 and 2004 alone.
The Moral of the Story: You can protest the federal income tax law all you want but, if you're smart, you'll still pay up.
6. The Man Who Gambled On His Life -- and Lost
Recipient: Jon Matthews
Background: After being diagnosed with mesothelioma in April 2006 and told he would be dead by the end of the year, Matthews placed a $160 wager with a British bookie that he would still be alive in June of 2008. He made it and, at 50-1 odds, won $8000. Matthews then made another $160 wager, with the same odds, that he'd live to see June 2009. He did, winning another $8000 in the process. Feeling pretty good about himself, Matthews then decided to press his luck with another $160 bet -- this time with odds of 100-1 -- that would net him a cool $16,000 assuming he could make it to June 2010. Unfortunately for Matthews, he died a month short of the payoff date.
The Moral of the Story: Kenny Rogers wasn't kidding when he said "you've got to know when to fold 'em."
7. One Focked Up Movie
Recipients: Everybody and anybody who was stupid enough to buy a movie ticket to see Little Fockers
Background: My father-in-law, Tony, warned us that the movie reviews for Little Fockers were terrible. Did the Honeybee and I listen to his sage advice? Nooooooooo! After plucking down a pretty penny at the theater, we got to see for ourselves that Little Fockers was, indeed, an absolute and embarrassing stink bomb. At press time, Rotten Tomatoes' tomatometer for Little Fockers was only at 11 percent. Eleven percent! In hindsight it's all so obvious; a movie franchise usually jumps the shark by the second sequel anyway. I think movie reviewer Matt Brunson said it best when he noted that, "Enough is enough. This franchise has run its course and made its millions, but now it's time for it to fock off." Amen, brother.
The Moral of the Story: When it comes to movie reviews, never doubt the tomatometer -- or your father-in-law. Never.
8. Creative Ways to Lose Your Life Savings (Part 1)
Recipient: An unnamed 68 year old man from Southend, Essex, Britain
Background: A man lost approximately $120,000 when he placed it on the roof of his car and then drove off. The man used to keep the money under his bed, but eventually decided the car was more secure. According to the man, "We found some of the small bags empty in the street, so it’s pretty certain someone found it. I don’t hold out much hope of getting it back." Heh. Ya think?
The Moral of the Story: It's official. Storing your life savings under the bed is definitely much safer than keeping it on the roof of your car -- especially if you plan on driving anywhere.
9. Creative Ways to Lose Your Life Savings (Part 2)
Recipients: An unnamed elderly couple from Melbourne, Australia
Background: A man sewed his life savings of approximately $90,000 into the lining of an old suitcase, but didn't tell his wife. His wife ultimately donated the suitcase to a Salvation Army store. By the time the husband found out what happened, the suitcase was already sold. Thankfully, most of the money was eventually recovered.
The Moral of the Story: It never pays to keep secrets from the wife. Just sayin'.
10. The $1500 Wiener Wager
Recipient: Colin Moffatt
Background: This past May, Moffatt lost a $1500 bet after his friend successfully downed 450 hot dogs in a single month. For the record, his friend ended up spending about $400 on hot dogs and buns.
The Moral of the Story: It's probably safe to say Moffatt didn't relish paying the money but, hey, a bet is a bet. ...
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Why Baseball’s Jayson Werth Is Worth $126 Million (and You’re Not)
This is a guest post from my good friend, Mr. Credit Card, from www.askmrcreditcard.com. For the past three years, his Philadelphia Phillies have been the nemesis of my beloved Los Angeles Dodgers.
I certainly feel we can learn a lot from how baseball teams run their franchises and how they develop, buy, and trade players, and then apply that to our financial lives.
The Rumors and Free Agent Market - Baseball season is over and fans and aficionados are now eagerly watching the free agent market to see which players go where and who buys who. There are several top free agents in the market, but I want to highlight two in particular.
Firstly, Jayson Werth, who is the right outfielder for the Phillies the last three years is a free agent this season. Actually, he was a free agent until he signed a $126 million, 7-year contract with the Washington Nationals earlier this month. As the top right-handed outfielder in the free agency market this year, folks justifiably expected him to demand top wages and a fat contract, and he got it. As a point of reference, Matt Holiday landed a seven-year, $120 million contract the Cardinals last off season.
Cliff Lee is also another huge free agent in the market this year. He was acquired by the Phillies in 2009, but was traded this past season because it was perceived he wanted to test the free market! He moved to the Seattle Mariners and was later traded to the Texas Rangers before the trade deadline this year. He was obviously a big factor in the Rangers charge to the World Series.
Over the past three seasons, Lee was 48-25 with a 2.98 ERA, 17 complete games in 93 starts, five shutouts, 667 1/3 innings pitched, a 1.122 WHIP.
Lee is 7-2 with a 2.13 ERA, three complete games in 10 starts in the post season.
Although Werth is now off the market, baseball clubs still have to make a decision as to whether or not to bid for Cliff Lee and, if so, what they're willing to pay him. As I eagerly watch the free agent season play out, I can't help but see the parallel between the financial decisions baseball clubs make and personal finance decisions us fans make. Here's my take.
Never Settle For Being Average - Because Top Guys Get Paid A Lot More - Some of you might be astounded by the numbers that Werth and Lee can command. Well, that is reality folks. The top guys in any industry, whether it is the CEO, company founders, music artist, make a heck of a lot more than the average Joe in the same industry.
The top hedge fund owners with billions under asset management take home a lot more than the small ones with a "couple of hundred million in assets." Likewise, top music artists rake in a lot more than than average ones, and the top movie superstars make lots more than their supporting cast mates and even the people actually producing the films! Yes, that's life.
Open a pizza shop in your neighborhood and you are still an employee for yourself and making employee wages! Open a few more stores, and your rewards go up! Franchise your restaurant nationwide and you will become a really wealthy -- and if the world world likes your product, then the gap between your wealth and that of the common folks widens to astronomical levels.
So never settle being second best. Always strive to be the best in your work, your career because the rewards for moving up the ladder are exponential indeed.
Live Within Your Means - From the players, let's move back to the baseball organizations. Yes, Jayson Werth got a huge contract. So why didn't my Phillies sign him? It's because they already have a $146 million payroll. Even they need to "budget" just like the rest of us. If they signed Werth, they would almost certainly have had to sell or trade a highly paid player to make room for Werth's salary.
On the other hand, the Pittsburgh Pirates are not exactly an elite team. In fact, their payroll was only $36 million for 2010. Contrast that to the New York Yankees ($200 million) and there is a vast gap in their resources. Since the Pirates are certainly not playoff contenders, they have to settle for much less if they want to operate with their finances in the black.
The bottom line here is, whether we are millionaires, a billionaires or thousandaires, we all have to live within our means because, unlike the federal government, we cannot print money!
Always Consider Long Terms Costs And Obligations - There is always considerable debate as to how long a contract any club should offer a free agent. Lee and Werth are obviously valuable now, but the big question is will they still be good players down the road.
In our own personal finance lives, we have to consider long-term expenses as well. For example, trying to decide how big a house can we afford. Even if we can "afford" one based on our "present income", bear in mind that our "future income" may not be the same. It could be lower!
This is not to say you should not take on any long term financial obligations. But you have to make sure you are getting great value out of it and not overpay for these items.
There Are Different Paths For Different People - The Yankees are the biggest franchise in baseball. Their huge fan base allows them to get even bigger, spend more on very good free agents and keep winning. Their strategy has always been to be the biggest franchise. This is the same strategy followed by other big sports club like the Los Angeles Lakers and Manchester United.
The Yankees do not mind paying up for a free agent because they dislike trading their farm system.
Compare them to the Pittsburgh Pirates, who are obviously not a household name. For them, being the best baseball team and having the largest franchise is not realistic. So their approach on free agents is different from high-payroll teams like the Yankees and Phillies. Since the Pirates cannot afford top-tier talent they rely almost soley on their farm system.
We as individuals also have to plan our personal finances around our goals, objectives and means. For instance, should we open a joint account? Should we save our money or use it to pay down debt? How much should we put aside for retirement? No one can answer those questions for us; we have to do what is right for us. For example, some people can afford the annual fees and perhaps benefit from carrying an American Express Platinum or a Chase Sapphire credit card, while other folks may simply choose not to carry one at all because it might lead to overspending and credit card debt.
Be Creative And Seek Value - The Phillies didn't decide to sign Werth to a long term contract, but they can still be creative and perhaps find a way to offload another player like Raul Ibanez, and then rely on Ben Francisco and Dominic Brown to platoon right field.
We face similar decisions in our financial lives as well. Which house should we buy? Which car should we buy? Should our kids go to public or private school? If money is no object, then there is no decision to make, but for most people money is a constraint, so we have to prioritize and decide which choice provides the most value.
Treat Your Household Finances As A Business - When a baseball player gets traded against his will, or if a club does not want to renew his contract, he usually says "it's only business." Yes, it is business; a baseball organization has to do what is right for the franchise. It is the same with our household personal finances. We have to approach them like a general manager of a baseball club. We need to plan ahead and make decisions that are right for our individual situation. ...
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How My Great Dane and I Got Cheated By a Fake Charity
Well, I've been moonlighting again for American Express's cleverly titled Currency blog. I know. But this Christmas the Honeybee decided to ask for the first seven seasons of Grey's Anatomy. No, not on Blue-ray DVD -- she wants the whole cast to ...
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Consumer Alert: Qualia Free Coffee E-mail is a Scam
Any time I get an email offering me a free anything just for clicking on a link, I get suspicious.
I know. I'm just paranoid that way, but it usually saves me a lot of heartache down the road.
Not five minutes ago I got an email from "J" who sent me a free coffee from Qualia coffee courtesy of "The Home Run Team." All I had to do was click on the link!
The first flag was that I never even heard of Qualia coffee. The second flag was the guy (or gal) who supposedly sent me the email had an email address that I didn't recognize.
So I instantly googled "Qualia Home Run scam" and I discovered that, guess what? It's essentially a scam!
Whatever you do, please don't click on the link or you'll be started down a process that ultimately ends up launching a program that contacts every member in your email address book with the same slimy deal - and that's really no way to treat your friends, people. You'll also be asked to give your credit card number. (Why would you need to do that for a free coffee?)
I'll spare you the dirty details, but the bottom line is you should just stay away from this "deal" -- whether you might ultimately end up with a free coffee or not.
If you're interested in reading a little more on this topic, click on this helpful link: What's the Deal with Home Run?
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Come On, People. Quit Maligning the Plastic Grocery Bag!
As a Southern California native, I took great interest in the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors decision to save the world by passing an ordinance that bans plastic shopping bags at grocery stores, pharmacies and convenience stores.
The ...
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Solving the Mobile Internet Puzzle
by Rob Clymo
Being able to access the internet and your email, no matter what the location is an incredibly handy thing to have. Thanks to a wealth of deals, it's now quick, easy and relatively cheap for anyone to get connected too with a simple ...
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My Daughter’s Halloween Take for 2010
In case anybody is interested, here is Nina's Halloween take this year.
I had her itemize everything in her bag when she got home Sunday night. Isn't that terrible?
Actually, she didn't mind at all. She happily put this together for me in no time really, all the while munching away on the stuff in her bag.
All candy bars are the "fun size" variety -- no big bars this year. The Reese's peanut butter cups are single count.
13 Kit Kats
8 Almond Joys (Amazingly, 0 Mounds)
6 Nerds
8 Snickers
3 Three Muskateers
5 Milky Way (Ever have the "After Midnight" variety with dark chocolate? The best!)
13 Laffy Taffy
4 Air Heads
3 Heath Bars (Heath ice cream, yes. Heath candy bar, no thanks.)
8 Butterfingers
16 Whoppers (no, not the Burger King variety)
4 Nestle Crunch
9 Reese's peanut butter cups (My personal favorites!)
2 Hershey milk chocolate bars
6 Twix
4 bags of pretzels
12 Smarties
5 Candy sticks
1 Milk Duds (These were big when I was a kid - not any more.)
1 Rice Crispy treat
4 Now and Laters
13 Tootsie Pops
3 Tootsie Rolls
3 Sweet Tarts
1 Bottle Caps (My favorites are the root beer ones. I wish they were all root beer!)
11 Sour Punch Licorice
2 Fun Dip
1 M&Ms (I can't believe this number was so low!)
1 Baby Ruth (Quite possibly the worst candy bar ever invented.)
1 Take 5
1 Hot Tamale
1 Starburst
1 Skittles
1 Twizzler
2 Life Saver Gummies
2 Fruit Jelly's
1 Lemon Gummy Heads
1 Gobstopper
1 Rolo (And now a message from our sponsor...)
2 Jolly Ranchers
1 Bazooka bubble gum
9 generic hard candies
2 pencils
1 glow stick
1 goody bag
$2.00 (Can you believe one house was actually giving out $2 per kid? We got 96 kids which means, assuming he got the same number, this guy passed out almost $200 to the kids! Wow.) ...
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Deal or No Deal? Comparing Dollar Stores to Walmart & Others
Did you know that dollar stores have been around since 1955 when Dollar General opened its first one in Springfield, Kentucky? It's true.
Granted, in terms of purchasing power, a dollar went a lot further back then -- equivalent to just a hair ...
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Why Marriage Makes It So Hard to Control Remodeling Costs. (Well, Kinda Sorta.)
As I've previously mentioned, the Penzo household is in the middle of a long-awaited home renovation project with a reliable contractor.
Originally, it was supposed to be a fairly modest kitchen renovation that involved replacing our porcelain ...
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Ticketmaster’s New Blog (And Why I Hate Them Even More Now.)
I recently bought tickets to see Maroon 5 for one of their upcoming shows in Los Angeles. Let me tell you, I love Maroon 5 almost as much as I love my dog - which puts them pretty far up my totem pole of most-cherished entities.
Of course, like ...
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Black Coffee: A Little Fun with My Dog and Some Peanut Butter
It's time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe…
Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what’s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. Here’s what caught my attention over the past week…
Next time you parents with kids need an idea for a clever birthday party game that kids under age eight - or guys like me - will surely get a kick out of, try this: ask everyone to predict how many times the dog will lick its chops after you give him a big glob of peanut butter.
My daughter Nina and I like to do this for fun every once in awhile. I don't know why, but I think watching a dog eat peanut butter is one of the funniest things on earth.
The only rule is that you officially stop counting once the dog has gone at least 10 seconds without licking. Today, our Rhodesian Ridgeback, Major, licked his chops 84 times. Meanwhile, Nina and I were laughing for at least 2 minutes.
I know. I need help.
Blogs I've Been Following This Week
Free From Broke - Financial Krav Maga: Personal Finance Self-Defense for the Modern Era. I know what you're thinking. WTF is Krav Maga? Until I read this very clever article I thought Krav Maga was one of Godzilla's over-sized insect foes. Silly me.
Control Your Cash - Lower Fees Through Prevarication. Ten bonus points for those of you who don't have to look up the word "prevarication." I didn't! Okay, yes I did.
Watson Inc. - Is Extreme Frugality for You? Well, if you ask a Freegan who read Shawn's article, he'd say "extreme" is definitely in the eye of the beholder. Crushed possum roadkill can be mighty tasty when seasoned with condiments raided from the local greedy corporate fast food joint, and accompanied with a little stale bread and out-of-date lima beans (from dented cans, of course) fished out of a grocery store dumpster. It also has to be skillfully prepared, outside an abandoned parking lot lean-to, over a trash can fire started by rubbing together two sticks from a dead chestnut tree, and cooked in a rusty old paint can for a pot. Mmm. When do we eat? I know, right after the lecture on how capitalism makes life unbearably rotten for humans everywhere.
Kiplinger - 10 Surprising Ways Your State May Tax You Next. Still not on the list: taxing toilet flushes. Yet.
Money Beagle - 5 Ways to Save at the Beach. Aside: I once had a secretary who owned a beagle named Bagel.
Debt Consolidation Care - (An interview with some goofy guy named Len Penzo.) Thanks, Sarah!
Debt Vigilante - 8 Ways I Cut Costs Down to Have More Fun. Those lovable Freegans might have a problem with this list because the Vigilante didn't mention dumpster diving and eating roadkill for dinner.
...And Here's Some Other Posts You Might Enjoy:
Hope to Prosper - Trillion Dollar Public Pension Shortfall.
Personal Finance By the Book - New Laws Rock the Debt Settlement World.
Budgets Are Sexy - 5 Things to Always Keep In Your Car.
Eventual Millionaire - I Must Do the Thing I Think I Cannot Do.
Wealth Informatics - Borrowing from 401k for First Time Home Down Payment.
Personal Finance Firewall - Have You Experienced What Financial Freedom Tastes Like?
Oblivious Investor - Dealing With Investment Confusion.
Green Panda Tree House - The Ultimate Way to Manage Your E-Mail.
Barbara Friedberg Personal Finance - Need Extra Money? Do Not Do This!
Sweating the Big Stuff - 5 Main Money Gobblers.
Beating Broke - Balanced Billing: Budget Helper.
The Way-Back Machine: Past Posts Of Mine You May Have Missed
From August 2009:
Personal Finance Decisions: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - If the world of personal finance was a spaghetti western, this is what it would look like.
Credits and Debits
Debit: Approximately one half-million people filed new applications for unemployment benefits last week. That represents a nine-month high for initial claims, and suggests the so-called "summer of recovery" is anything but.
Debit: The reason employers aren't hiring is simple - there is just too much economic uncertainty brought about by President Obama's anti-business policies that, some say, is our economic Katrina.
Debit: With all this uncertainty, I'm not the only one who expects this country to flounder - or worse - until we reverse the economically destructive liberal policies that this Congress and President Obama are foisting on the United States. But there are some who say "bah!" to that because, they say, the only thing we're really uncertain about is, well, uncertainty. At best, that's a glass-half-full opinion, if you ask me.
Credit: I'm normally a glass-half-full guy myself. Unfortunately, that view becomes delusional when the glass is clearly three-quarters empty.
Debit: My friends at Political Calculations recently did a couple of very enlightening studies that shed light on President Obama's tax future and spending future based upon his budget plans, where they concluded: "What we find is that even after adjusting for inflation, President Obama intends to permanently increase the federal government's spending by an average of $576.4 billion during the years from 2010 through 2013. We also see that he doesn't plan to stop there, as he would plan to spend even more money in 2014 and 2015, the last year for which he projects spending in his Fiscal Year 2011 budget."
Debit: Even worse, and as Political Calculations showed, although the tax burden will rise significantly for everyone, starting in 2011 and beyond, the deficits will just continue to get even bigger. There is no way you can spin that by saying the glass is half-full.
Debit: Two big issues contributing to our deficit problems are the absurd pay and benefits enjoyed by public sector employees, which prompted the Freeman's George Leef to observe, "Karl Marx was right - sort of. He was right in saying that society is driven by class warfare, but he got the classes wrong. It’s not the case that capitalists exploit workers, but rather that tax consumers exploit taxpayers."
Credit: If this country is going to survive in its present form, we must drastically reduce the size of the federal government and its spending. Don't make the mistake of thinking that's Tea Party hyperbole either. We need to elect true fiscal conservatives this November, regardless of their party affiliation. Otherwise, I fear our country will soon be destroyed from within.
Credit: Meanwhile, in a bit of positive news, MSNBC reports that some architects and real estate websites have declared that the era of the McMansion is all but over. If true, it's good to see that most people have finally woken up and realized that a 3000 square foot house for a family of four - or less - is not only excessive, but also a potentially unnecessary strain on their pocket book.
Debit: Then again, after gasoline jumped to $5 per gallon a couple years ago, I thought the era of the over-sized SUV and monster truck was over too. Oops.
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Debit: In other news, the World Health Organization (WHO) called on Friday for the monitoring of a new superbug that is resistant to nearly all antibiotics. This is the same organization that warned us all in 2007 about an H5N1 bird flu pandemic that never came, resulting in millions of wasted dollars for hastily-created vaccines that were never needed. Through 2009, there were only 263 deaths from 447 total cases worldwide. Well, they were close.
Credit: This just in: the World Health Organization just sent out another press release today predicting that, in 2011, the Washington Generals will wrest the NBA title from the Los Angeles Lakers and Billy Bob Thornton will be voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive!
By the Numbers
Some fun statistics, courtesy of Wikipedia, on the Washington Generals and their Achilles' heel, the world famous Harlem Globetrotters.
5 The number of alternate team names for the Generals. To give the appearance that the Globetrotters play more than one team, the Generals have also donned uniforms representing the Boston Shamrocks, the New Jersey Reds, the Baltimore Rockets, the New York Nationals, and the Atlantic City Sea Gulls.
6 Between 1953 and 1995, the number of times the Generals have beaten the Harlem Globetrotters.
13,000+ The number of times the Globetrotters have beaten the Generals.
2,499 The Globetrotters' longest winning streak. The streak came to an end on January 5, 1971 when the Generals (playing as the New Jersey Reds) won in overtime 100-99. It was the Globetrotters' only loss between 1962 and 1995. According to Wikipedia, Generals' team owner Louis "Red" Klotz said that after the game the fans, "Looked at us like we killed Santa Claus."
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Other Useless News
Here are the Top 5 Referring sites so far during the month of August (excluding search engines and aggregators).
1. MSN: Smart Spending
2. Time Magazine: It's Your Money
3. Wisebread
4. Cheap Healthy Good
5. Mint
Thanks to everyone who has linked to me over the past month! I truly appreciate it. I'll be highlighting the Top 25 referring sites at the end of the month.
Oh yes, and here's another friendly reminder for ya: if you happen to enjoy what you're reading - or not - please make sure you follow me on Twitter. And, if you'll be so kind, don't forget to subscribe to my RSS feed too! :-)
Carnival News
This week I had articles featured at the following carnivals:
The Carnival of Personal Finance @ Live Real Now ...
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The Great Debate: Do Kids Really Need Their Own Cell Phone?
Last week I shared the story about my $1055 cell phone bill, courtesy of my teenage son. The article seemed to, um, resonate with a lot readers, not only here but at MSN where it was also featured as a guest post, and on Digg, where at last count it ...
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The Ugly Truth: Why Big Spenders Are Terrible In Bed
It is a truism that most big spenders are showoffs; they feed off attention.
Ironically, while your typical big spender works 24/7 trying to impress others, most of the time they rarely do so.
There is a small segment of the population, ...
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My Store-Brand vs. Name-Brand Blind Taste-Test Experiment #3
Okay. If you are a regular reader here you know the drill by now, so feel free to skip to the juicy parts!
Are name-brand groceries really worth the extra cost when alternative cheaper store-brand groceries are available? More specifically, when ...
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Drive-By Movie Review: A Simple Plan (A Movie on the Ethics of Found Money)
This is a review of the 1998 movie A Simple Plan starring Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Paxton, Bridget Fonda, and Gary Cole
Plot Summary: Two brothers and a friend find $4 million in the cockpit of a downed plane. The pilot is dead. No one is looking ...
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Expedia, Orbitz, Priceline and Others: What’s the Best Travel Search Engine?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but our annual summer vacation is right around the corner. Weren't we in the throes of a Little Ice Age just last month?
Ah, well.
I'd like to say we were going back to Maui, but unfortunately I drew the short ...
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Should Low-Income Drivers Receive Subsidies to Use Toll Express Lanes?
Every day on my way home from work I zip by tens of thousands of people behind the wheels of cars stuck in hopelessly gridlocked traffic because they didn't want to pay the toll (usually between $2 and $10, depending on the direction and time of day) for the open express lanes.
For me, the money spent every day for the right to avoid 10 miles of traffic hell is money well-spent. I currently spend about $1000 each year for the privilege of driving unimpeded and, truth be told, I would gladly spend double that if I had to.
Those express toll lanes are a beautiful thing - without them I would not be able to endure my daily 38 mile commute and I would most likely be forced to leave my employer of many years to take a much lower paying job closer to home.
Not everybody thinks they are a good deal.
In fact, a lot of people argue that paid toll lanes are inherently unfair to low-income drivers. They wonder why those who make less money should have to endure a hellish commute while others who can afford to pay for it get to whiz by in relative comfort.
A joint study conducted in 2008 by UCLA and USC actually seems to disprove that line of thought.
According to the study, pay-as-you-go transportation options like toll express lanes are actually fairer to all income levels than paying for road improvements such as additional express lanes through sales taxes alone.
While the study found that toll express lanes are disproportionately used by middle- and upper-middle-income households, it also found that those same drivers would have ended up paying less each year if the lanes would have been funded via their sales taxes.
What troubles me is the study authors' suggestion that policymakers worried about low-income peak-period commuters could provide discounted subsidy pricing based on income levels, or provide travel credits to lower-income commuters.
Of course, such a suggestion poses another problem.
Since the only way to keep the express lanes flowing smoothly is to raise the prices during times of peak use, the implementation of subsidies would result in other drivers being priced out of the lanes in favor of the subsidized lower-income drivers. How fair is that?
As usual, when it comes to subsidies and hand-outs there is no free lunch.
Somebody is always going to have to pay. ...
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The Redistribution of Health: Excuse Me, But I Think I’m Gonna Be Sick
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln
I don't feel so good.
The United States Congress stuck their middle finger ...
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The (Dead)Beat Generation
Should you walk away from your mortgage just because your home depreciated?
So you refinanced. Or bought too much house. You divided the mortgage payments by your income, and decided you could swing something a few percentage points higher than the recommended 25—33 because the market was rising and your house would make you rich just by existing.
You relied on speculation as an investment strategy (not even your own speculation, but other peoples’.) But your house got cheaper, maybe cheaper than what you bought it for. That’s called “losing money on an investment,” which happens all the time, but people think it oughtn’t when your bedroom and kitchen are inside the investment.
The market might bounce back. If you’re 7 years in, lots can happen in the remaining 23 on a 30-year mortgage.
When you lose money on a stock, your (invisible) bank account gets wiped out. Owe more than your vehicle is worth, and it might get repoed. But stop making payments on a house, and there’s a letter from the constable on the door, maybe some yellow tape involved — hard to keep that quiet from the neighbors. Also, people getting forcibly removed from “their” house (it’s yours and not the bank’s only after you pay the entire mortgage) make for striking photo and political opportunities. After all, bankers are evil. Meanwhile, it’s the working stiffs just trying to make ends meet who get raked over the coals. (Wow, a sentence composed entirely of idioms. Mike Lupica approves.)
Some people who make enough to cover the mortgage dump the house anyway — the strategic default. They assume investment values only move in one direction. According to Experian, that includes 20% of defaulters.
This is hiding behind the law. Stop making payments, and it’s not like you’ll be evicted that week. It takes months, even years. The idea here is to take the mortgage payments and put them toward, say, your credit card balance, figuring the lender will gladly renegotiate a contract you signed in order to get some sort of return on its investment.
Some borrowers think this is fine because if the lender kicks you out, it’ll be tough for them to sell the house to someone else in a down market anyway. The lender at least wants the house to stay lived in.
This is nonsense. Strategic defaults hurt everyone.
A strategic default does to your credit score what O.J. did to Nicole. You’ll never be able to borrow either a) again, or b) until Congress and the White House decide that so many people need to improve their credit score that it just wouldn’t be nice to let something as insidious as that have such power over their lives.
What’s the solution? Well, no politician of either party wants the other accusing them of standing by while old ladies and cripples are being kicked out of “their” houses. The government would then essentially renegotiate mortgage contracts, setting caps on future ones and insisting the lenders take less. Under this type of forced renegotiation, the borrowers don’t even have to sack up and face the lenders themselves.
Besides, neighbors, professors, and the blonde lady on TV say defaulting is fine. And for PR reasons, lenders are hunting down deficient borrowers about as aggressively as the federal government goes after illegal immigrants.
Say you walk away from your mortgage, mail your keys to your lender (this is how it’s done), then rent somewhere. Your (old) neighbor follows, then a third. No matter how swank a neighborhood you deserted, the lawns turn brown and the pools green because no one’s living in the houses. Which reduces the value of the remaining houses. Now the people who stayed behind and haven’t (yet) defaulted watch their homes’ values decline. Which means they’ll likely owe more than their houses are worth, making it more likely that those folks will default. Continue like this, and you end up with…Detroit.
When you declare bankruptcy, you can renegotiate to protect yourself from creditors. But strategically defaulting is the opposite — you keep all your assets except the house and mortgage.
So what to do? Four choices:
1. Man up, economize and make your payments. You’re obligated to the lender, yourself (to preserve your credit), any kids of yours (unless you don’t think you need to set an example) and society. If you steal from your lender, it doesn’t directly affect the rest of us, but it makes civilization incrementally more difficult to live in–the broken window theory.
You don’t like that answer? It’s a house, for crying out loud. You need somewhere to live. No matter how much value it loses, it’s still better than renting and never building a dime of equity. Stop assuming that because your $100,000 house lost 10% of its value last year, it’ll lose a similar amount next year and by 2021 will be worth -$10,000.
2. Short sale. If you know you can’t make your payments, and you’ve exhausted every possible way of earning or otherwise securing money, call the lender and come clean AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. They’ll sell the house at a loss, just to get you out of there and collect their money. You’ll still be on the hook until the bank resells the house, but that won’t last forever and at least you can stop throwing good money after bad.
3. Ask for a loan modification. It’s begging, but your pride already left a while ago.
4. The Deed in Lieu of Foreclosure. Tell the lender, “Look, I can’t make the payments. Let’s not short sell, I’ll just give you the damn thing to get out of this debt.” This hurts your credit rating the least, and tells the lender not to worry about you being one of those evictees who pours concrete in the toilets and makes off with the copper wire.
And next time, get a vanilla 30-year fixed-rate mortgage.
About the Author
Greg McFarlane lives in Las Vegas, winters in Maui, travels the globe and hates working for other people. He recently wrote Control Your Cash: Making Money Make Sense, a financial primer for people in their 20s and 30s who know nothing about money. You can buy the book here and reach Greg at greg@ControlYourCash.com. ...
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