There are plenty of food snobs out there who insist that it is sacrilegious to put ketchup on a hot dog. That assessment is echoed by The National Hot Dog Council which proclaims that ketchup should never be put on a hot dog by anyone over the age of 18. I find it deliciously ironic when people insist that something as gastronomically unsophisticated as the common hot dog can somehow be defiled by topping it with the most popular condiment in America.
The bottom line: Who needs mustard? There’s nothing better than a hot dog topped with ketchup and onions.
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Auntjenny7 says
A hot dog with ketsup and cheese is just the best. Not the pour on cheese, but a slice of cheese. Yum, I think I’ve decided what I’m having for lunch today!
Len Penzo says
I used to put a slice of American cheese on my hot dog when I was a kid. I just loved it! Of course, now my palette has matured and I prefer ketchup.
Actually, now that you mention it Jenny, I think I’ll put a slice of cheese on my dog this weekend — with the ketchup too, of course.
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Olivia says
Point of info. In the New York Times Cookbook (Craig Claiborne), there’s a recipe for “Frankfurter Goulash a al Walter Selznik”. Not a dab of mustard in the entire thing. It tastes a lot like the cooked onions you get from the hot dog vendors near Central Park (New York). Now if a known foodie like Claiborne can OK a soupy mix of tomatoes, onions, and peppers over a lowly dog, who do these guys think they are, snubbing their noses at anything but mustard? Did the National Hot Dog Council fellows even have the guts to sign their names to the statement? I doubt it. They’re ashamed, (and should be), to show their faces in public.
Len Penzo says
I know, Olivia. My first question was: just who is this National Hot Dog Council and who made them the hot dog kings? LOL
By the way, I’m gonna see if I can find that recipe. It sounds delicious!
PK says
the Council is wrong. You can put whatever you want on a hot dog. It’s a BRAT that you can’t put ketchup on.
Len Penzo says
Good catch, PK! The edit has been made. And, just for the record, I never put ketchup on a brat — although I’m not sure why.
RD Blakeslee says
When my brats were kids, I could have poured Ketchup (or anything else handy) on them, sometimes.
Money Beagle says
That’s funny. I used to put cheese on my hot dogs but I stopped a few years ago when my girlfriend (now my wife) gave me funny looks. Every time I cook one, I think ‘mmm, maybe I’ll go for the cheese again’. I think I will try it again next time since it’s not that odd
Len Penzo says
Not odd at all, MB! Besides, being a beagle should make you an authority on hot dogs anyway. Don’t let anyone beat you down; put whatever the hell you want on that dog.
Pamela says
Heh. I don’t think ketchup should be put on hot dogs because I just don’t like ketchup. I refuse to put it on anything!
Len Penzo says
Fair enough. But have you tried a slice of American cheese on it?
Colleen says
When I was a kid I loved what was called a whistle dog – a hot dog with a slit (not all the way through) filled with a cheese slice and then wrap the whole thing with a slice of bacon!! Now butter sauted onions, mustard and just a little tiny bit of ketchup is my perfect dog.
Len Penzo says
That sounds yummy! I think I’m going to make me a whistle dog this weekend. Thanks for sharing that, Colleen.
Bret @ Hope to Prosper says
We used to have a hot dog stand by our work. Now, I have to get my fix at Costco. I like all of the stuff on it.
Len Penzo says
I wish we had a hot dog stand by my work, Bret. Instead, when I want a dog at work I have to drive to a Wienershnitzel — which is one of my favorite fast food joints anyway. Love their chili dogs.
Suba says
I am a vegetarian so I no hot dogs for me, but I didn’t know you are not supposed to put ketchup on hot dogs. I always see people @ Costco having a hot dog with everything available there… And I certainly didn’t know there is a “council” for hot dogs 🙂
Len Penzo says
Costco does have great dogs, Suba. I think they make tofu hot dogs for vegetarians.
The Saved Quarter says
They do, but I’ve never had a tasty one.
I occasionally get the minimally processed chicken dogs for a treat (my kid can’t have nitrites in standard dogs) and we always do ketchup, mustard, and relish. My dad does chili-cheese dogs that are tasty but definitely not healthy. Didn’t know there was an edict against that!
DC says
I, for one, have always put both ketchup and mustard on a hot dog and I have no plans to change my habit. Haven’t done cheese, but I’ll give that a try next time.
On the other hand, if you are dealing with a wurst — bratwurst, weisswurst, und so weiter — or kielbasa, then kraut and mustard is the way to go. But not yellow mustard; I go for a good brown mustard with the little seeds. Yummy!
Len Penzo says
When it comes to condiments, I only put ketchup on a hot dog — any other sausage goes “naked,” although I like to top my Italian sausage with grilled onions and/or bell peppers. Is it dinner time yet?
Beating Broke says
A little ketchup and spicy brown mustard for me, on my dog.
Len Penzo says
To each his own! I say if someone wants to put clam sauce on their dogs, more power to them! What are your thoughts on Dijon mustard on a hot dog? (I assume that’s different from spicy mustard, yes?)
DC says
Oh yes! Dijon mustard is good stuff. While not exactly spicy, it has a zing of its own. (The vinegar content?)
Back in our college days my sister spent a summer “studies abroad” in Dijon France. The townspeople put mustard on *everything* including the pomme frites (french fries). It was the only condiment game in town.
Len Penzo says
Wow, I don’t think I’d be able to get by in Dijon, France. I was told the Europeans like to put mayo on their fries instead of ketchup; I guess they have a real disdain for the stuff.
Len Penzo says
I can’t stand mustard, yellow or brown — to be frank (pun intended) it reminds me too much of when my kids were still in diapers. (Sorry, folks, but it’s true.)
101 Centavos says
Well, what a hick I am. I didn’t even know there was a controversy on this. I put ketchup *and* mustard on a doggie.
Len Penzo says
Oh, yes; I’ve been “persecuted” for years.
Squirrelers says
Here in the Chicago area, I’ve heard people say that you just don’t ask for ketchup on a hot dog. Not “Chicago Style”. Which probably means nothing to folks living elsewhere, but it’s a part of the tradition around here.
A hot dog with mustard, onions, relish, celery salt. That’s the local style…no ketchup! Maybe cheese can be added though. I was at a place very recently where they didn’t even offer ketchup as an option.
Personally, I think adding ketchup to that mix would be pretty good…
Len Penzo says
Ah, it is, Wise Squirrel. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried it. LOL
RD Blakeslee says
…and don’t get ketchup on yourself, grasshopper…
Len Penzo says
I usually do … along with a few onions!
Kay Lynn @ Bucksome Boomer says
I put ketchup, mustard and relish on my dogs and think it’s absolutely ridiculous for a council to determine there’s only one way to eat this versatile item.
Len Penzo says
What? No onions, Kay Lynn?
jr says
too much sodium and junk in all of it. i don’t do it. funny, money beagle says he quit “cheese” when “his girlfriend gave him funny looks. Grow a Pair dude, your wife will eventually look for a man who has.
Len Penzo says
I think there is an opportunity for a joke here, but I’ll just leave it alone…
RD Blakeslee says
Not me! Pair of what?
bill says
LOL You know that we senior citizens are bad.
CandiO says
My regular dogs at home get ketchup, mustard, chilli, CHEESE and relish. But maybe I am just weird!
Len Penzo says
That must be some good cheese, to spell it with all capital letters, CandiO!
What kind of CHEESE are you talkin’ about?
David Swanger says
I’m 57 and this is the first time I’ve heard that ketchup shouldn’t be used with hot dogs. Crazy.
jane savers @ solving the money puzzle says
Catsup on a hot dog is not an etiquette error but it is a serious error in taste. Mustard, relish and onions is the only way to eat a hot dog.
I haven’t eaten breakfast yet and now I want a hot dog. Still 2 hours until Costco opens.
SassyMamaw says
I had to join you on this one. Mustard, relish and onion. I dont dislike ketchup, just never put it on a hot dog. I eat it with the fries!
Ms.W @ GrowingHerWorth says
Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t have a set hot dog topping. Depends on the mood, and what’s available. Chili cheese dogs. Mustard, ketchup and onions. Relish. It all works for me. The only way I don’t like my dogs is “beanie-weenie” style. Yuck!
Joe Saul-Sehy says
Two words: pickle relish
travis says
Personally, I’ve never liked ketchup on a hot dog. One of my favorite movie quotes:
“DIRTY HARRY” CALLAHAN: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
DETECTIVE: What?!
CALLAHAN: It’s watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody… I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog
Len Penzo says
Good one, Travis! I just may have to break out Sudden Impact tonight and watch that again. Here’s the scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM
(And that’s proof that — believe it or not — even Dirty Harry and I don’t agree on everything!)
Doable Finance says
Didn’t Clint Eastwood comment on this in one of the dirty harry movies? I like ketchup on hot dog. What I do is make sauce mixing ketchup, mustard and teriyaki. It gets the sweetness from teriyaki and a little sour from mustard and ketchup.
Len Penzo says
Deja vu.
JoeTaxpayer says
Brown mustard, sauerkraut, and the red onions that you can only get from the NYC Sabrett hot dog carts. This, in my opinion, is the perfect dog.
Fortunately, we live in the US, the land of choice. You are free to do some pretty awful things, and ketchup on the hot dog is one of them. In the not-so-free countries, you’d be handcuffed and taken away for this offense.
Len Penzo says
God bless America, Joe!
Ellis says
Finally! I was wondering when someone was going to mention sauerkraut. I love a hot dog with mustard and sauerkrat, New York style, or sometimes mustard and pickle relish, also popular. But NOT the bland yellow mustard, the brown spicy one.
Len Penzo says
The Honeybee loves sauerkraut on her dogs too.
KIM says
Nah, that’s just wrong. What else but hot dogs, hamburgers, and French fries…is ketchup for. The real debate is the brand. Heinz. Can’t beat it…ever. Could care less about the food snobs cuz they don’t know what they’re missin’. Then again, I’ve refrained from use when I’ve encountered establishments offering Hunts or other off brands or specialty made concoctions. I’m a Heinz snob…In MN we have “hot dishes” for just this post. A hot dog without Heinz is like peanut butter without jelly. Asparagus without beurre blanc. Ice cream without a waffle cone. Duh. Leave it to the food sites. Ketchup is king…as long as it’s Heinz.
Ellis says
I seem to remember Len doing a column on ketchup brands.
RD Blakeslee says
Ketchup probably wouldn’t last very long on cowhide. Better to use a hot branding iron.
(As Len says, don’t pardon the pun.)
Len Penzo says
Good memory, Ellis. I did it here: http://lenpenzo.com/blog/id1481-ketchup-taste-test.html
Pineview Style says
Processed tomatoes for processed meat. I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. First world problems….
Char says
I take a lot of flak for putting mayo on hot dogs, but in general, I don’t care for mustard. Typical around here is mustard, chili, onion, slaw – with or without ketchup. The worst thing I have ever seen someone put ketchup on is turnip greens, but then, to each his own. Anyone who says you “can’t” put ketchup on something is a little too pretentious for me!
John@MoneyPrinciple says
Mustard and/or mayonaise for me please! Food snobs and cholesterol beware!
Marie Ferro says
I work at a fast food rest. that sells LOTS of hot dogs. The most common thing people ask for are mustard and onions. But I have had people ask for mayo! Kethup is popular as well as onions and relish. Everyone has different likes.
Robert says
There’s a difference between “I don’t like ketchup on a hot dog” and “ketchup on a hot dog is wrong.” It’s the difference between being a child and being an adult. Children can’t understand that someone else’s tastes might be different from their own, adults do, and to fail to grasp the difference is childish. Children are told what to eat, adults eat what they like. If you let someone dictate to you what to eat, you’re behaving like a child. If you don’t like ketchup on your hot dog, fine, don’t eat it. But if you like ketchup on your hot dog, don’t let anyone bully you. What you eat is your business. I like a hot dog with ketchup, mustard and onions. If I have sauerkraut I skip the ketchup. I wouldn’t put ketchup on a chili dog or on a Chicago Dog. But that’s just my preference. It would be childish of me to say it is “wrong” to do so, and since I am an adult, I can let others make their own food decisions. For all I care, put peanut butter on your hot dog: if you like it, that’s all that matters. If you need other people to decide what to eat, do you need them to cut your food up for you? Do you need a bib? Tell Dirty Harry where he can shove his hot dog.
RD Blakeslee says
I am old and will put anything I damn well please on my hot dog.
Furthermore:
https://community.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-blogs/b/charliesbreastcancerblog/posts/warning-when-i-am-an-old-woman-i-shall-wear-purple
Jessie T says
When I was growing up, ketchup was for hamburgers and mustard was for hot dogs. Anything else would get you excommunicated from New Jersey.
Len Penzo says
🤣 🤣 🤣
bill says
Karens have gone so far as to try and dictate how you should eat your hot dog, and what type of BVD’s to wear while eating it. That’s et up. They gonna get cut. People down here couillon. That’s vulgar Cajun slang for crazy.
You know, you people have put a chili dog craving on me. A toasted bun, big kosher frank, and good real chili filling up the spaces. I think that I shall get one later this week. Eat it the way you want it.
Len Penzo says
I love chili dogs too! They are, by far, my favorite Chilean food. 😉