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Why I Refuse to Get Upset By Subtly Deceptive Advertising

By Len Penzo

Last weekend I was lured to an online calendar website with the following promise: “Everything up to 60% off!”

Sixty percent!

While I was visiting there I found a calendar that was on sale for $13.49 — $1.50 off the regular price of $14.99.

Now, after taking a couple of minutes to do the math, I became a bit put off because, let’s face it, that’s only 10% off — not 60%.

That’s when I realized the website had pulled a fast one on me.

The advertisement said everything was up to 60% off. And there’s a big difference between “up to 60% off” and “60% off.”

The truth is, if I had paid closer attention, I wouldn’t have fallen for one of the oldest advertising tricks in the book, which is why I really can’t be too upset. They got me fair and square.

Besides, I like pulling fast ones myself; I always have.

When I was about eight-years-old, I woke up early one morning and put salt in the sugar bowl. I’ll never forget watching my dad spit his first gulp of coffee that day all over the kitchen table.

As a dad, I love pulling pranks on my kids too. Of course, now that they’re both teenagers, being a successful prankster isn’t as easy as it used to be. The days of watching them jump out of their pants after they open an envelope of “rattlesnake eggs” are long gone.

Years ago, an old girlfriend and I bought a lottery ticket after the jackpot had reached some ridiculous sum. No, I can’t remember exactly how big the grand prize actually was — but let’s just say it was a billion bucks. Or so. Whatever it was, it had to be an enormous figure because as we all know, playing the lottery is a sucker’s game.

Needless to say, I knew we were going to lose before we bought the damn ticket, but I was determined to get my dollar’s worth anyway.

The next morning, while I was at the table eating breakfast and reading something called a newspaper (if you’re under 30, ask your parents), I went into action.

“Hey, look!” I said to my flame, feigning mild surprise. “Here are the winning lottery numbers. Get our ticket, Sweetheart, and let’s see if we won!”

“Yeah right!” she said. “We never win anything.”

“You’re probably right, but let’s see.”

And with that, my girlfriend grabbed our lottery ticket off the counter and then waited for me to read her the winning numbers.

Of course, instead of reading the actual winning numbers printed in the newspaper, I began announcing our ticket numbers which, unbeknownst to her, I had written down while she was still sleeping.

“16,” I said.

“Yes.”

“27.”

“Uh huh.”

“31.”

“Yes!”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

“Then we just won $5,” I said.

“Good, keep going.”

“32.”

“Shut. Up!”

“That ticket’s gotta be worth at least $100!” I said.

“I know!”

By now it was obvious that my girlfriend was completely duped. So much so that I immediately considered fessing up and begging forgiveness — but I quickly came to my senses.

“45.”

This time my steady just looked at me and smiled.

“I said ’45.'”

“Yes!”

“No way!” I said. “If that’s true we’ve probably won at least $10,000.”

With an almost maniacal laugh, my girlfriend gave a one-word reply: “Way!” At this point in the ruse, I swear to you that her brown eyes had turned emerald green and, if I’m not mistaken, her pupils morphed into dollar signs.

I decided to double down on the deception. “If you’re pulling my leg, I’ll …”

“I’m not pulling your leg, Len. Look –”

“Whoa! Are you crazy?” I said, raising the newspaper up to shield my eyes from our “winning” lottery ticket. “Don’t show me that ticket now. For God’s sake! You’ll break our string of luck.”

I then gave my girlfriend, one last dramatic stare before I called out the last number, phrasing it as a question for added effect. “Forty-nine?”

And with that, my girlfriend was, without question, the happiest girl on Earth. Unfortunately, that only lasted for about 200 milliseconds.

Then reality set in.

Before I knew it, she had grabbed the newspaper out of my hand and was checking the real lottery numbers for herself.

A few seconds after that, I was wearing a half-eaten bowl of Cap’n Crunch atop my head.

I know what you’re thinking: In the end, was the milk-and-cereal bath you received really worth it?

Oh yeah.

Photo Credit: Jerry Paffendorf

November 28, 2012

Comments

  1. 1

    Matt says

    That’s a good wheeze!
    Where I work, we recently sent one of our admin girls into town to the local branch of the Royal Bank of Scotland to change a scottish ten pound note. Completely unnecessary as Scottish notes are perfectly legal tender in England 🙂 Easy fodder really, as the same girl thinks Hitler was australian…

    • 2

      Len Penzo says

      “Hitler was Australian…”

      Now that’s funny, Matt! 🙂

  2. 3

    Lance@MoneyLife&More says

    Haha that is a great story. I considered buying a power ball ticket but decided against it. It is fun to dream though… although captain crunch baths probably aren’t quite as fun.

  3. 4

    Dominique Brown says

    I can imagine you laughing so hard at your then girlfriend as you troll’d her on the winning lottery numbers.

  4. 5

    PK says

    At least no one will believe you when you win the Powerball, eh?

  5. 6

    Crystal @ Prairie Ecothrifter says

    You’re so lucky you only ended up with a bowl of cereal on your head! I think my husband would have had physical pain to deal with…you don’t mess with a money girl about money… 😉

  6. 7

    Charlene says

    Loved this! 🙂

  7. 8

    Lola says

    I have a feeling we now know why the girl in this story is an “ex”. Funny story though!

  8. 9

    AverageJoe says

    I thought you were about to tell me the calendar was 60% off because it only included 40% of the days….

    • 10

      Len Penzo says

      Hey now … I do all the comedy here, Joe. 😉

  9. 11

    John@MoneyPrinciple says

    Nice one! Having kids is real fun though.

    Mine still fall for some of my little tricks and occasionally they get me back. And their friends also suffer!

    It’s sometimes quite educational but we say that we have kids in order to embarrass them as teenagers because they sure as hell embarrassed us when they were younger. So we are just getting our own back – and probably ensuring that we won’t end up in a nice care home!

    Seriously though jokes and humour are what keep us all sane and I don’t think that has ever changed.

  10. 12

    Derek Knight - Freeat33 says

    Couldn’t help but notice you aren’t with her anymore? What happened! Maybe it ended with the bowl of cereal on your head?

    • 13

      Len Penzo says

      Almost.

  11. 14

    Adam Kutner says

    I’m totally with you here, but a suggestion to first time or newly initiated pranksers, always start while the subject is at least 10 feet from a knife or other weapon, and does not have a history of seeking revenge while you are asleep…

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