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Grandfather Says: Never Underestimate the Utility of a Trebuchet

By RD Blakeslee

Grandfather says he built a trebuchet.

They were used in the middle ages to fling smallpox-infected corpses over castle walls.

Grandfather used his to launch model airplanes, although some of his colleagues suggested its utility for such things as flinging the neighbor’s cat back home:

Grandfather supposes model airplane launching is not nearly as useful in the contemporary world as corpse or cat slinging — but he says he’s at liberty to define “useful” for himself.

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About the Author: RD Blakeslee is a nonagenarian in West Virginia who built his net worth by only investing in that which can be enjoyed during acquisition and throughout life, as opposed to papers in a drawer, like stocks and bonds. You can read more about him here. This article was originally published on 20 July 2017.

Original oil painting by: Grandfather’s wife; Photo Credits: Jube T. Cornpone

August 19, 2021

Comments

  1. 1

    Oscar says

    That’s cool. I assume your plane is a glider? How far did it fling them?

  2. 2

    RD Blakeslee says

    Oscar,

    The planes are have battery-powered electric motors driving a propeller.

    The Trebuchet just gets the plane aloft at flying speed, then the propeller takes over.

  3. 3

    RD Blakeslee says

    Current events are forever re-casting our lives.

    We used to say (I still do) “model airplanes”.

    Now, they are officially “drones”, with connotations that are inapt for these models.

  4. 4

    Cranberry says

    Where can I get one of those things? I don’t think I’ve seem them at Home Depot. It will come in handy for returning the poop that my neighbors dog leaves on my property every day.

  5. 5

    RD Blakeslee says

    Cranberry, I’m afraid trebuchets are politically incorrect (PETA, which is as politically correct as it gets, likes its cats unflung) so he had to build his own.

  6. 6

    Allison says

    It looks like loads of fun! I’d set up a big target in that field and launch bean bags and then see who could come closest to the mark!!

    • 7

      RD Blakeslee says

      There are already cows out there and that could be fun …moving targets.

      Trouble is, they would probably eat the beanbags.

      • 8

        Len Penzo says

        You think Cranberry would want to fling some cow pies?

        • 9

          RD Blakeslee says

          Don’t know. Cranberry?

        • 10

          RD Blakeslee says

          Nothing more from Cranberry, but I’d say he would have two problems:

          1. He says he can’t buy a trebuchet at Home Depot, and

          2. He probably couldn’t buy cow pies there, either.

        • 11

          Cranberry says

          I think exchanging dog turds for cow pies is an equitable trade. Don’t you?

  7. 12

    rbarm says

    Sorry, but that isn’t a Trebuchet. That is a catapult. A trebuchet has a cam action on the arm pivot that you drop a heavy weight onto.

  8. 13

    RD Blakeslee says

    You’re right.

    That’s the trouble with grandfathers.

    Technically challenged.

    • 14

      Rbarm says

      Lol

      • 15

        RD Blakeslee says

        OK.

        I get laughed at alot, but it’s one of my more virtuous contributions in these sour times, I think …

  9. 16

    Numba One Dotta says

    There, see? CATapult. Full circle right there.

    • 17

      RD Blakeslee says

      Numba One Dotta,

      Good one!

      (All the children are above average)

  10. 18

    Peter says

    Let’s build a few more and then we can take them to DC. You’re in charge of bringing the cow pies. I’ll load ’em!

  11. 19

    Bill says

    “All the children are above average”. lol Thank you for the morning laugh from Lake Wobegon.

    Cranberry, put the dog stuff behind the front wheels. They will back out over it. The smell will have them wondering if something is wrong with their car.

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