It’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe …
Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what’s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.
Okay, let’s get right to it this week …
‘How did you go bankrupt?’ Bill asked.
‘Two ways,’ Mike said. ‘Gradually and then suddenly.’
― Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
Credits and Debits
Debit: Uh oh. Don’t look now, but next month United Airlines will begin charging some customers who use their overhead luggage bins. No, really. Don’t blame United for starting this, though. Budget carrier Spirit has been charging $30 to use overhead storage since 2010. Sheesh. What’s next?
Debit: I know what you’re thinking: When will they start charging to use the lavatory? Try seven years ago — at least that’s when Ryanair floated a trial balloon about charging their customers to pee. Needless to say, after hearing from lots of, well … pissed-off customers, the airline wisely backed off that “money-making” idea.
Credit: Speaking of pissed-off clientele, shoppers in the People’s Socialist Paradise of VenezuelaTM now have to stand in six different ATM lines to accumulate enough of their hyperinflating bolivars just so they can buy approximately a dollar’s worth of rice. Adelante!
Debit: Ya know … those Chavistas should be thankful they don’t live in Belgium, where revenue-starved government officials recently reinstituted a 40-cent dance tax on anyone who chooses to cut the rug at local cafes and other nightspots. To pay a similar tariff in Venezuela using bolivars, somebody without any cash would have to stand in at least two ATM lines before they would have enough currency.
Credit: Meanwhile, here in the US, the euphoric stock market rally continues, as the major indices set new all-time highs. For the week, the S&P surged another 3.1%, and the Dow gained 2.7%. In fact, the Dow appears to be on pace to log its fastest 1000-point rally since a 24-day trading period in 1999 when the Dow jumped from 10,000 to 11,000. Now if we only knew why.
Credit: For Wall St. analyst Michael Block, the rally is unjustifiable: “Everything is a buying opportunity. Brexit? Bullish. Trump winning? Bullish. Italy rejecting the referendum and the Prime Minister resigning? Bullish. Heck, all we need is a coup in India and the Belgian banking system to go kablooey and the S&P will be at 3000 by Christmas.” Forget fundamentals, Mike. Just shut up and buy!
Credit: Then again, magnifying the apparent insanity, gold and silver prices continue to plummet despite soaring demand. Yes, it’s senseless — but, unlike the stock market where the general public enjoys chasing higher prices, economic rationality exists in precious metals — at least for the moment — where physical bullion buyers have been taking advantage of the low prices to buy more.
Debit: Of course, earlier this year Deutsche Bank admitted to rigging gold and silver prices. And this week, documents it disclosed as part of the settlement clearly suggest that UBS Group AG, HSBC Holdings Plc, Bank of Nova Scotia and other firms have been manipulating the silver market too. You can bet the continuing inexplicable price action in both silver and gold means it’s still underway.
Credit: As Avery Goodman observes, “If natural market forces were permitted to run free, naive folks would win the game, and insiders would lose a fortune.” The good news is, truth always prevails. True, it may take awhile — but all Ponzi schemes and financial frauds eventually self-destruct.
Debit: Sadly, this scam is so big it’s going to financially decimate almost everyone who isn’t insured with physical gold or silver. The good news is precious metals are on sale — at least while the banking industry has its thumb on the scale.
Credit: Finally … the Dallas Police and Fire Pension Board ended a run on its failing retirement fund, stopping $154 million in withdrawals — but not before newly-retired police and firefighters trying to “get theirs” ahead of any potential bankruptcy managed to walk off with more than $500 million. That kind of gives new meaning to the term “first responders,” doesn’t it?
Debit: In the end it doesn’t matter; almost all government pensions are de facto Ponzi schemes — look no further than the one in Dallas, which guaranteed pie-in-the-sky 8% returns plus a 4% annual inflation benefit, so its no wonder their fund is broke. If you don’t think this is a sign of what’s coming to all government pensions, you best think again.
Credit: Remember, even though the stock and bond markets are at or near all-time highs, a shocking number of state and local pension funds are struggling to stay solvent — not just the one in Dallas. With that in mind, it’s not hard to imagine how quickly they’ll melt away when the stock and bond bears finally reassert themselves.
By the Numbers
Wednesday was the 75th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Here are a few numbers regarding that fateful day:
4000 Miles between Japan and Hawaii.
353 Aircraft used by Japan during the attack.
75 Minutes that the attack lasted.
2403 US personnel killed. Another 1178 were wounded.
1177 Sailors who were killed instantly on the USS Arizona when an 1800-lb bomb struck the ship.
5 Number of midget “suicide” submarines used by the Japanese during the attack.
68 Number of US civilians who were killed during the attack.
19 US Navy ships destroyed, including eight battleships.
0 Aircraft carriers destroyed. They were all practicing maneuvers on the open ocean.
Source: St. Louis Today
Last Week’s Poll Result
How much is your Christmas gift budget this year?
- $101 to $500 (53%)
- More than $500 (29%)
- $100 or less (18%)
More than 1300 people participated in last week’s poll and nearly 3 in 10 of them have a Christmas budget that’s more than $500. Mine is more than five benjamins too — but not too much more than that. And a good chunk of that is going towards our kids — as it should.
The Question of the Week
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Other Useless News
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5. Delaware (1.52)
46. Utah (1.21)
47. Hawaii (1.18)
48. Oklahoma (1.17)
49. South Carolina (1.16)
50. Arkansas (1.14)
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Laurie @thefrugalfarmer says
Thanks for including the stats about Pearl Harbor. We must never forget that freedom isn’t free.
Len Penzo says
Amen, Laurie.
Jay @ ITF says
Great recap as usual Len. Have you ever flown Ryan Air? It’s pretty amazing how they’re able to offer seats so cheaply. But the entire flight feels like one big infomercial. An interesting model to say the least (and obviously it’s working for them).
Interesting that DB finally fessed up to some manipulation in the precious metal markets. The ZeroHedge crowd has been making a strong case bout this for years. Does the rabbit hole really go that deep? Scary stuff, if so.
Thanks again for another fun update Len. Enjoy your weekend!
Jay
Len Penzo says
No, Jay, I’ve never flown Ryanair, but I did check out their website while researching this week’s post. They are an a la carte budget carrier and, to be fair, they do clearly state up front what all of their extras cost — so nobody should be surprised when they fly them.
And, yes, the rabbit hole goes that deep. That’w why most folks who read this stuff prefer to shoot the messengers — it’s hard to admit the lifestyle we are all enjoying at the moment is largely due to financial fraud that is not going to last much longer.
Sara King says
Len,
Thanks for another great cup of Black Coffee. Have a great weekend!
Sara
Len Penzo says
You too, Sarah!
Wilson says
An 8% return compounded will double your returns in nine years if left untouched. How often does anyone get 8% returns anymore let alone 8% year after year after year? The writing for these crazy pensions is on the wall. Those who retired early may want to rethink their plans and maybe get a new job!
Len Penzo says
Just wait until the California state pension system, Calpers, blows up … it too is on the ropes — and that one is about 100 times bigger than the one in Dallas. Tick tock.
Chuck says
I can’t remember the last time I got a 4% raise, but these taxpayer backed pensioners get 4% COLAs every year? I don’t have a pension either. I’m sorry but these pensions can’t blow up fast enough.
Len Penzo says
I think it is safe to say you’re not alone, Chuck.
Take comfort in knowing that which can’t be sustained, will not. The math always wins in the end.
Mike in Georgia says
Len, what do you think is a fair price for gold and silver?
Len Penzo says
If I told you, Mike, you’d think I was crazy. Then again, most people already do think I am off my rocker.
It all depends on the assumptions one makes regarding currency supply and the amount of gold required to back that currency. Jim Rickards says gold should be a little more than $10,000 today; that is based upon his assumptions that the US still has all of 8000+ tons of gold it claims it has, and the imposition of a 20% reserve rate of gold to currency. If the reserve rate is bumped to 40%, then the true price is somewhere north of $20,000. If the US doesn’t have all of the gold it claims to have, then the price would be higher too.
There are others who say gold’s true current price should be the equivalent of $55,000 (minimum) in today’s purchasing power after the reset. They use different assumptions when counting the amount of currency in circulation.
As for silver, pick your number for gold, and then apply a gold-silver ratio (GSR) somewhere between 10 and 15. For example, if gold’s true purchasing power is $10,000 in today’s dollars, then silver should be worth $1000 per ounce, assuming a GSR of 10, or $667 for a GSR of 15.
A few points regarding silver:
1. After oil, it is the second most widely used commodity in the world.
2. The silver price reached an all-time high of $50 in 1980
3. As far as I can tell, it is the only commodity in the world that is currently priced lower today than it was back in 1980. (Actually it is more than 50% cheaper today in nominal terms than it was in 1980. Adjusting for inflation, it is about 90% cheaper today than it was in 1980! Keep in mind the inflation numbers are gamed too to make the dollar appear stronger than it really is.)
Silver is, without a doubt, the most undervalued asset in the world today.
Lauren P. says
Glad I read the comments here; your opinion of what current gold prices should be (and why) are worth a separate post of their own, in my opinion. Have a nice Christmas, Len!
Len Penzo says
Merry Christmas to you too, Lauren! I will be publishing a post on the true value of precious metals next month.
Liz says
My budget is $350 for the gifts, and I wouldn’t overboard and would stick to it no matter what, Len.
Len Penzo says
Good for you, Liz. There is no point to having a budget if you are going to break it.
SlippinJimmy says
Thanks for another great morning reading Black Coffee while relaxing drinking black coffee. Which makes me wonder, Len, what is your favorite coffee? Assuming you actually drink black coffee and don’t just write it…
Oh, and one more thing.. I answered 3 on the poll, but most people would say I have 2-1/2 bathrooms. I rounded up. Hope I didn’t skew the results.
Okay, gotta go. That black coffee just seems to make me want to go check on those bathrooms again.
Len Penzo says
I didn’t get into half-baths because want to confuse the issue, Jimmy!