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Black Coffee: My Magic 8 Ball Makes Its Super Bowl Prediction

By Len Penzo

It’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe…

Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what’s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. Here’s what caught my attention over the past week…

Of course, with the Super Bowl being played this week, I decided to ask my trusty Magic 8 Ball who is going to win the big game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers.

Remember, when it came to its 2010 predictions, my trusty 8 Ball demonstrated an astounding 70 percent success rate.   Let’s see the Amazing Randi debunk that.

When I asked the Magic 8 Ball if the Steelers would win, it answered “My sources say no.”

Just to be fair, I asked the 8 Ball if the Packers would win.   It’s reply?   “As I see it, yes.”

So there you have it.   With apologies to Karen Datko, the Green Bay Packers are going to win the game.

Blogs I’ve Been Following This Week

Kiplinger – Does the Super Bowl Help Boost Advertisers’ Stock Prices? I prefer not to put a lot of faith in these kind of statistics, but did you know that, companies that advertise during the Super Bowl outperform the S&P 500-stock during the ten trading days from the Monday before game day to the Friday afterward?   Sixty percent of them outperform the S&P after a full year.   It doesn’t matter how bad the commercials are either.   Still, it’s an interesting story.     As for me, when it comes to picking stocks, I’ll stick with my 8 Ball.

First Gen American – Babci’s Favorite Sayings On Marriage.   Sandy shares a few wise tips on marriage from her grandmother, Babci.   She then dispenses a bit of advice of her own: “Take a good hard look at your significant other and figure out what kind of mule they are.” So, naturally, I decided to skip the hard work and just ask the Honeybee that question directly.   Her reply wasn’t pretty.   “What do you mean what kind of mule am I?   Are you calling me an ass?”   It was all downhill from there.     With all due respect, Sandy, next time I think I’ll stick to following Babci’s advice.

Money Crashers – 9 Cheap Ways to Keep Warm This Winter.   Surprisingly, perhaps the best tip for keeping warm cheaply was not on the list: snuggle with your honey!   Of course, thanks to Sandy, that idea is now completely out of the question for me.   Well, for the rest of this winter anyway.

Wisebread – High Tech Solutions for the Winter Blues.   Thankfully, the great Linsey Knerl came to my rescue this week with some high tech tips to help me make the best of the rest of my cold, lonely, winter.   Thank you Linsey; who knew a hygrometer could be so much fun?

And Here’s Some Other Posts You Might Enjoy…

Barbara Friedberg Personal Finance – How to Cope with Buyers’ Remorse

The Simple Dollar – Experiences Trump Things: The Evolution of a Hobby

Millionaire Nurse Blog – Ruin Your Child; Everyone Else Does It

Money Crush – Are You Blaming the Wrong Thing?

My Personal Finance Journey – How to Dispute a Credit Card Charge and Win

Green Panda Tree House – Saving for Retirement Is Like Eating Chocolate

Canadian Finance Blog – Clean Your Budget to Find Hidden Cash

Wealth Pilgrim – Professional LLC: FAQs in Plain English

Budgeting in the Fun Stuff – 5 Tips for Selling on Craigslist

Ironclad Finances – All Your Worth: The Balanced Money Formula

Wellness on Less – Savings All Homeowners Must Have

The Way-Back Machine: Past Posts Of Mine You May Have Missed

From January 2010:

Why Avatar Isn’t the Biggest Movie of All Time (and What Movie Is) –   I understand why the press loves to cite gross dollars when reporting box office totals.   The problem with that, of course, is that those gross figures ignore the effects of inflation.

Credits and Debits

Credit: The government announced the unemployment rate fell 0.4 percent last month.   The Associated Press reports that unemployment, “is suddenly sinking at the fastest pace in a half-century, falling to 9 percent from 9.8 percent in just two months.”

Debit: This number is a bit hard to swallow, considering the economy produced only 36,000 new jobs in January — which would lead a reasonable person to believe that the size of the entire American workforce, with a population of over 300 million people, is a paltry 9 million jobs.   Of course, it’s not quite that simple.

Debit: So how to explain the falling unemployment rate?   The problem with this dubious claim is that it’s a result of people leaving the unemployment lines because they’ve given up looking for work.   And when people stop actively looking for work — even if it is because they have given up — they are no longer counted as unemployed by the Department of Labor.

Debit: If you look at the government’s underemployment rate (U6) figure — which includes those who have quit looking for work, or only work part time despite wanting a full time job —   that number rises to 16.1 percent.

Debit: Then again, if you believe Gallup — and you should — the unemployment rate actually rose last month to 9.8 percent, and the underemployment number rose to 18.9 percent.

Debit: Finally, the City Council of New York City approved a bill this week to ban smoking in all city parks, beaches and pedestrian plazas (whatever that is).   I’m not a smoker, and never have been, but this is an outrageous infringement of our personal liberties.

Debit: Check out this article from CBS New York on the smoking ban where the reporter included this absurd statement: “There is no constitutional right to smoke in city parks and beaches so smokers have no legal recourse.” Really?   The Constitution was written as a protection against tyranny by limiting the power of government — not the governed.   This reporter seems to think it’s the other way around.

Debit: By this reporter’s logic, because there is no constitutional right to salt, then the government can also ban that too.     Heh.   Oh wait; the politicians in New York are working on that one too.

Debit: No smoking outdoors.   No salt.   No soft drinks.   No Happy Meal toys.   Don’t you just love these Big Government politicians who think they know how to run our daily lives better than we do?

Credit: My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. — Thomas Jefferson

Other Useless News

It’s the first weekend of the month, which means it’s time once again to thank the Top 25 referring websites to Len Penzo dot Com for the previous month…

1. MSN: Smart Spending
2. The Simple Dollar
3. Wisebread
4. Time Magazine: It’s Your Money
5. Kiplinger
6. Sweating the Big Stuff
7. Moolanomy
8. The Globe and Mail
9. Get Rich Slowly
10. Green Panda Tree House
11. Wealth Pilgrim
12. JoeTaxpayer
13. Swagbucks
14. Mighty Bargain Hunter
15. Everyday Tips and Thoughts
16. Financial Samurai
17. Frugal Dad
18. Money Help for Christians
19. Mint
20. Political Calculations
21. My Personal Finance Journey
22. (tie) The Millionaire Nurse Blog
22. (tie) The Financial Blogger
24. Funny About Money
25. Girl With A Red Balloon

Thank you to everyone who refers their readers to this little ol’ blog!   It’s much appreciated. 🙂

Here’s a friendly reminder for ya: if you happen to enjoy what you’re reading – or not – please make sure you follow me on Twitter. And, if you’ll be so kind, don’t forget to subscribe to my RSS feed too! 🙂

By the Numbers

Some quick facts on the Super Bowl:

125 million People who will be watching the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers on television this Sunday.

8 million Pounds of guacamole consumed on Super Bowl Sunday (along with 15,000 tons of chips).

10 Times Miami has hosted the Super Bowl, more than any other city.

8 Super Bowl appearances by the Dallas Cowboys, more than any other team. (They will be matched by the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday.)

6 Super Bowls won by the Pittsburgh Steelers, more than any other team.

4 Teams that have never appeared in a Super Bowl. (Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns, Jacksonville Jaguars, Houston Texans.)

4 Times the Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills and Minnesota Vikings have lost a Super Bowl, more than any other team.

3 Players that have won a Super Bowl as both a player and a head coach. (Mike Ditka, Tom Flores and Tony Dungy.)

Letters, I Get Letters

Crystal, from Budgeting In the Fun Stuff was a bit wistful this week: “Not a lot going on here.   We were promised snow but didn’t get any…sad face.”
I know about 35 million people in the Northeast who would toilet paper your house right now if they only knew where you lived, Crystal.
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Courtney wrote in to share this: “The next time I visit a blog, I hope that it doesn’t annoy me as much as yours did…”
Imagine how I feel, Courtney.   Try having to come up with all this annoying stuff four times a week.

If you have a question you’d like to ask, or a comment you’d like to make regarding some of my irritating opinions, please feel free to drop me an e-mail at: Len@LenPenzo.com

I’ll feature the most interesting question or comment I get each week here on Black Coffee — assuming I get one, that is.   If you’re lucky enough to be the only question in the mailbag I’ll highlight your letter, whether it’s interesting or not. 😉

Carnival News

This week I had articles featured at the following carnivals:

The Carnival of Personal Finance @ Control Your Cash (Editor’s Pick – Hooray!)

I’m Len Penzo and I approved this message.

February 5, 2011

Comments

  1. 1

    sewingirl says

    Love your stuff Len. I probably would have loved Babci’s favorite sayings also, but the LINK DOESNT WORK. Get your tech support on board Len, I need Babci’s stuff bad!

    • 2

      Len Penzo says

      Oops. Sorry ’bout that, sewingirl. :-}

      All fixed now. Now get your fix… 😉

      Hey, I’m a one-man show here — unlike some of those corporate personal finance sites with a complete IT department and a full-time editorial staff. LOL!

  2. 3

    Kay Lynn @ Bucksome Boomer says

    I agree with the Magic 8 ball on tomorrow’s game. We shall see!

  3. 4

    Lynn says

    Parts of Times Square are a pedestrian plaza-they converted parts of Broadway and now have tables and chairs where you can hang out.
    BTW, Bloomberg is such a bum and his regulations are ridiculous!

  4. 5

    Len Penzo says

    @Kay Lynn: Yes we shall! Just to be clear, I’m rooting for the Steelers. Take that 8 Ball!
    @Lynn: Thanks for clarifying that. I had no idea what they referred to! As for Bloomberg, he and I certainly don’t see eye-to-eye on much of anything. 🙂

  5. 6

    First Gen American says

    Len, that ass comment is just too darn funny. Thanks for bringing a new dimension to the story.

    I’ll tell you a secret, I could care less about the super bowl. I’ll most likely be spackling or tiling at Babci’s during the game.

  6. 7

    Len Penzo says

    @FristGen: I stopped being a hard-core NFL fan when the Rams left Los Angeles. I still like to watch the big game though every year.
    @Crystal: I didn’t get into a pool this year. It’s going to be a different experience for me not having to worry about all the scoring permutations during the game. Re: snow… better safe than sorry, I guess!

  7. 8

    Jacob @ My Personal Finance Journey says

    Thanks so much for the mention Len!

  8. 9

    Karen Datko says

    Stupid Magic 8 Ball. OK, it was correct in the Super Bowl prediction. You got me there. Wah!

  9. 10

    Len Penzo says

    @Jacob: My pleasure!
    @Karen: I know. That 8 Ball can be truly heartless at times. But it’s usually correct.

  10. 11

    Andrew @ Money Crashers says

    Haha, I like your tip for staying warm! 🙂

    Thanks for including us and pretty all-encompassing selection of some awesome posts Len!

    You should start betting based on your 8 Ball!

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