{"id":9378,"date":"2020-10-22T04:15:03","date_gmt":"2020-10-22T11:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=9378"},"modified":"2020-10-16T13:59:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-16T20:59:47","slug":"bragging-about-what-youre-going-to-buy-is-super-lame-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id9378-bragging-about-what-youre-going-to-buy-is-super-lame-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Why Bragging About What You&#8217;re Going to Buy is Super Lame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/car-salesman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-9388\" title=\"car salesman\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/car-salesman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/car-salesman.jpg 357w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/car-salesman-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><\/a>A few months ago, my roommate and I were bonding over appetizers and drinks at a tapas restaurant when two men approached us.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excuse me, ladies, can we join you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was the type of venue where strangers regularly chat with strangers filled with live music and salsa dancing so their question fit the context.<\/p>\n<p>My roommate is single, and these guys seemed nice, so we said yes.<\/p>\n<p>They pulled up chairs and started chatting. They described themselves as cousins who had moved to Atlanta from New York, which piqued my curiosity.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You moved here together?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They explained that they had co-owned a family business together, a small jewelry shop. They closed it down and moved to the South to help an uncle who owns a small car dealership in the suburbs.<\/p>\n<p>One of the guys took out his smartphone and started showing me pictures of the jewelry he used to sell.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when the conversation took a turn towards the lame.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;See that?&#8221; he said, pointing to a photo depicting a row of large, shiny men&#8217;s watches. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to get myself some nice watches, once I sell a few more cars. I&#8217;m gonna get that one, and that one, and definitely that one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to?&#8221; <\/em>Noting your watch collection to a girl you just met is bad enough. Showcasing the watch collection you <strong><em>someday hope to have<\/em><\/strong> is even worse.<\/p>\n<p>He pointed to one of the watches. &#8220;That&#8217;s a [<em>brand name, jargon<\/em>] with a [<em>many-karat jargon<\/em>].&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I guess you still get dealer pricing,&#8221;I remarked. That&#8217;s frugal. Sort of.<\/p>\n<p>He smiled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Business was tight, so I couldn&#8217;t keep anything for myself when I was up in New York. But I&#8217;m telling you, selling cars is a totally different world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Once I sell a few more cars,&#8221; he continued, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have all this. Everything you see here.&#8221; He showed me another photo of a display window filled with shiny wares.<\/p>\n<p>I stifled a yawn.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What kind of cars do you sell?&#8221; I asked, hoping to change the subject.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, we got this sweet one on our lot, it&#8217;s a [<em>jargon, horsepower, V-something engine<\/em>],&#8221; he said. &#8220;And we also have a &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mind car chatter. I know guys who talk about Aston Martins the way I talk about sprawling Hollywood mansions: we admire it from afar, but we&#8217;re not planning a purchase.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d certainly never take a loan for it.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, though, not everyone shares that same feeling.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is the car I&#8217;m going to get,&#8221; the guy said, showing me a photo on his phone of <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id1145-why-your-expensive-luxury-car-doesnt-impress-smart-people-or-me-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">a brand-new Lexus<\/a>. &#8220;My uncle will give me great financing on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He leaned in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you want a new car, I can get you easy financing, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I smiled. Showing photos of your Lexus to strangers is bad enough. 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