{"id":83025,"date":"2024-06-20T04:15:25","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T11:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=83025"},"modified":"2024-05-01T12:01:46","modified_gmt":"2024-05-01T19:01:46","slug":"grandfather-says-the-continuing-chronicles-of-elaine-part-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id83025-grandfather-says-the-continuing-chronicles-of-elaine-part-43.html","title":{"rendered":"Grandfather Says: The Continuing Chronicles of Elaine, Part 43"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-52358\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/grandfather-758x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"506\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/grandfather-758x1024.jpg 758w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/grandfather-222x300.jpg 222w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/grandfather-768x1037.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/grandfather.jpg 1014w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>The following was written by my late wife Elaine. She wrote a long book, a diary really, from which this is one passage:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hilarities<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One evening at Charlie\u2019s camp, which adjoins our property, we were all sitting around in the living room after a steak cookout. Charlie left the room for a few minutes and came crawling back into the room, behind our chairs, against the wall, barking like a dog. We were all miserable from laughing until we hurt, and Madeline said, knowing Charlie had had a snootful, that \u201cshe had never seen him like this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At another memorable cookout at the camp, Charlie took out his false teeth, and they were still on his steak plate when he dumped it, with other garbage, onto the compost pile. Later, he had to poke around in the dark in the debris to find his teeth.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id52369-grandfather-says-remembering-an-old-friend.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Charlie always made everybody laugh<\/a>, even if we\u2019d heard all his \u201csayings\u201d before: things like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cShe rattles on a ballbearing in a pisspot\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cdidn\u2019t know if he was rolling or sliding&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If someone goofed up he\u2019d say, \u201cShe dropped her cookies in the dirt.\u201d The list goes on:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cgrinned like a mule eating briers\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201ccan\u2019t use him\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cdoing the hen-dusting shuffle\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cget a good scald on it\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cget the real skinny\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cjust the best\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cdon\u2019t pull your puckering string\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cwhatever you think\u2019s right\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cslick as snot on a doorknob\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201creally got her nap up\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cyou old heifer, you\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cdon\u2019t know if it\u2019s a burnt offering or a sacrifice\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cshe stuck her quill in\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cit\u2019s our Sunday car!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Madeline and Charlie: You\u2019re just the best! Our children all loved Charlie\u2019s jokes, and they loved Charlie! And Madeline! These friends will always be in our hearts.<\/p>\n<p><em>To be continued&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><em>About the Author: RD Blakeslee is a nonagenarian in West Virginia who built his net worth by only investing in that which can be enjoyed during acquisition and throughout life, as opposed to papers in a drawer, like stocks and bonds. You can read more about him <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id22017-how-i-live-on-less-than-40000-annually-ralph-from-west-virginia.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">Photos: Courtesy of the Blakeslee Family<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following was written by my late wife Elaine. 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