{"id":74147,"date":"2022-08-13T02:15:44","date_gmt":"2022-08-13T09:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=74147"},"modified":"2023-06-25T20:27:56","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T03:27:56","slug":"black-coffee-13-aug-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id74147-black-coffee-13-aug-2022.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Squeezing Blood from Turnips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-51224\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg 404w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>I hope everybody had an enjoyable week. Without further ado, let&#8217;s get right to this week&#8217;s commentary &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Dr. Dre<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can&#8217;t operate within its income.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Robert Half<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>No man&#8217;s credit is as good as his money.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; John Dewey<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Did you see this? The recent $1.28 billion Mega Millions lottery winner &#8211; that&#8217;s the second-largest award ever &#8211; will only get that prize if they take it over time. If they want the entire award <em><strong>now<\/strong><\/em>, the payout is $747 million. Now for the punchline: That&#8217;s <em><strong>before<\/strong><\/em> taxes. After the federal and state governments get their cut, the Illinois winner&#8217;s billion-dollar-plus payday becomes &#8220;just&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/michigannewstime.com\/1-28-billion-lottery-winner-gets-433-7-million-after-taxes\/73924\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$433 million<\/a>. Yes, yes; I know. The &#8220;good&#8221; news is those taxes will help pay for the <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/senate\/3594660-graham-god-help-us-when-irs-gets-87000-new-agents\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">87,000 new IRS agents<\/a> authorized by Congress this week. Hey &#8230; Remember when Americans started a revolution over a tiny tea tax? Pepperidge Farms remembers.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74155\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1-746x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"741\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1-746x1024.png 746w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1-768x1054.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1-1119x1536.png 1119w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-1.png 1368w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74156\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4-765x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4-765x1024.png 765w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4-768x1029.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4-1147x1536.png 1147w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-4.png 1226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Frankly, it looks like Americans are going to have to rely on lottery winnings if they want to move up the socio-economic ladder because real average weekly earnings continue to plunge; they&#8217;re now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/personal-finance\/us-consumer-price-inflation-slows-july-real-wages-continue-tumble\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">down 16 straight months<\/a> as raging inflation &#8211; this week&#8217;s updated CPI shows it &#8220;officially&#8221; running at 8.5%, but in reality closer to 18% &#8211; continues to eat away at any wage gains. Then again, with real household income falling, middle-class Americans may be less likely to fall under the watchful eye of those 87,000 IRS new-hires. So there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74157\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline-1024x550.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline-1024x550.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline-300x161.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline-768x413.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline-1536x825.png 1536w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/real-wages-decline.png 1876w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74186\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-3-1024x697.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-3-1024x697.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-3-300x204.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-3-768x523.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-3.png 1260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74206\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4-691x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4-691x1024.png 691w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4-202x300.png 202w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4-768x1138.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4-1036x1536.png 1036w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-4.png 1228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Perhaps those falling real wages is why American workers now say they will need on average <a href=\"https:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/news\/schwab-says-much-retirement-120000225.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$1.7 million<\/a> to cover expenses throughout their golden years, according to a recent survey on retirement. And while this is down from $1.9 million reported in last year&#8217;s survey, only 47% of the workers who participated in the 2022 survey now say they&#8217;re still &#8220;very likely to meet their retirement goals,&#8221; while just 13% report that they&#8217;re &#8220;not likely&#8221; to reach any of their goals. In the meantime, inflation will continue to consume the purchasing power of Americans&#8217; nest eggs; young and old alike.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74161\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0-783x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0-783x1024.png 783w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0-229x300.png 229w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0-768x1005.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0-1174x1536.png 1174w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-0.png 1226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> On a related note, plunging stock and bond prices have left state and local public pension funds with assets to cover <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/articles\/2022-07-22\/public-pensions-face-worst-funding-decline-since-great-recession\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">only 78%<\/a> of what they will eventually owe. Last year, the funds had 85% of the money needed to meet their obligations &#8211; that translates to almost $500 billion less that pension funds have on hand. So to try and make up the difference, pension funds are venturing into riskier investments that offer the chance of high profits, such as junk bonds. And if that doesn&#8217;t work, the same fund managers say they plan on taking whatever cash is left to a Vegas roulette table where they&#8217;ll put it all on red.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-74188 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4.png 638w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, it&#8217;s not just US pension funds that are in danger of being unable to meet their financial obligations; the federal government is too. As macro analyst Matthew Piepenburg notes, &#8220;entitlements were 54% of US tax receipts in 2015; today, annual US entitlement payments will soon reach <a href=\"https:\/\/kingworldnews.com\/the-great-recession-is-upon-us-and-it-will-impact-gold-interest-rates-and-the-dollar\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">90% of US tax receipts<\/a>.&#8221; In short, Piepenburg warns that the Fed&#8217;s policy of raising interest rates &#8220;will bankrupt the US government&#8221; unless they pivot to cover the growing budget deficit with more currency printing. Uh huh. But maybe, just maybe, there is also <em><strong>another<\/strong><\/em> alternative &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74158\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2-717x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2-717x1024.png 717w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2-210x300.png 210w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2-768x1097.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2-1075x1536.png 1075w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-2.png 1228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Meanwhile, many small business sectors are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2022-08-01\/45-independent-restaurants-couldnt-pay-july-rent-7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">continuing to struggle<\/a> with high rents, including trucking companies, car services, restaurants, retail shops, and beauty salons. In fact, continuing rent hikes, rising labor costs, the ongoing labor shortage, high gas prices, and subdued consumer spending are all combining to create economic instability. Aside from those minor inconveniences, small businesses are doing better than ever. At least that&#8217;s what the those in charge are telling us:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74159\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/govt-says-buy-tesla-1010x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/govt-says-buy-tesla-1010x1024.png 1010w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/govt-says-buy-tesla-296x300.png 296w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/govt-says-buy-tesla-768x779.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/govt-says-buy-tesla.png 1020w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Speaking of the people in charge, this week financial commentator Franklin Sanders asked <a href=\"https:\/\/the-moneychanger.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a very good question<\/a>: &#8220;Honest to goodness, these central banking people couldn&#8217;t make a profit with a snow cone stand in New Orleans in July, and they think they&#8217;re going to rule the world?&#8221; The question was rhetorical, of course. That being said, those same central bankers would simply tell you that it&#8217;s us unsophisticated plebes who don&#8217;t understand &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EW-xiO9-XF8?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> As for the inimitable MN Gordon, he notes that, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/economicprism.com\/paying-the-price-for-krugmans-terrible-mistake\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Failed Keynesian policies<\/a> coupled with monetary madness have positioned the US economy in an extraordinarily unfavorable place: where consumer price inflation is raging while the economy is contracting. How much higher can the Fed (raise rates) before something breaks? We&#8217;ll find out soon. At this point, the Fed will have to trigger a massive, 1930s-style depression to stop inflation in its tracks.&#8221; Then again, based on the, er, &#8220;exuberance&#8221; behind their so-called quantitative tightening (QT) program, the Fed doesn&#8217;t look very eager to go with that option.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74160\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-3-935x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"591\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-3-935x1024.png 935w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-3-274x300.png 274w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-3-768x841.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/tweet-3.png 1226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Needless to say, the Fed is reluctant to do <em><strong>anything<\/strong><\/em> because any move could implode the current debt-based monetary system, which is rapidly approaching its mathematical end point. As macro analyst Bill Holter points out, &#8220;Global GDP is $100 trillion &#8211; but global debt is $350 trillion. So the entire world is now in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=G-wITM-Fqdo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">banana republic<\/a> territory. Now central banks are raising rates on an over-leveraged system and that will eventually create a worldwide credit collapse.&#8221; Holter says when <em><strong>that<\/strong><\/em> happens we&#8217;ll simultaneously see asset <em><strong>deflation<\/strong><\/em> with, ironically, severe <em><strong>inflation<\/strong><\/em> in &#8220;the things we need to live our daily lives.&#8221; Meanwhile &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74184\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-2-993x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-2-993x1024.png 993w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-2-291x300.png 291w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-2-768x792.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-2.png 1220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> So how can there be simultaneous inflation and deflation? Well &#8230; Holter answers this by first noting that our modern economy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.creditkarma.com\/advice\/i\/why-is-credit-important\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">relies on credit<\/a>, which in turn depends on faith in the currency. He then uses a loaf of bread to illustrate: It takes multiple credit-dependent entities to make that loaf of bread and get it to market; from the farmer who sows and reaps the wheat, to the companies that provide the farmer with fertilizer, to the factories that mill the wheat into flour, to the bakeries that bake the flour into bread, to the truckers who transport the bread to the stores. Without credit, prices <em><strong>will<\/strong><\/em> increase due to shortages caused by broken supply chains. Er &#8230; and pissed off service providers:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74196\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-2-1024x894.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-2-1024x894.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-2-300x262.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-2-768x671.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-2.png 1154w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74199\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-3-914x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"605\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-3-914x1024.png 914w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-3-268x300.png 268w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-3-768x861.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Untitled-4-3.png 996w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Remember: real money, by definition, can <em><strong>never<\/strong><\/em> default. Unfortunately, the fiat dollar isn&#8217;t money &#8211; it&#8217;s credit; otherwise known as debt. So the <em><strong>only<\/strong><\/em> way to protect yourself from a catastrophic credit collapse is to have <em><strong>real<\/strong><\/em> money on hand &#8211; gold and silver &#8211; to conduct your transactions. For smaller transactions, the best way to do this is with &#8220;junk&#8221; silver US coins minted before 1965 &#8211; dimes, quarters, half-dollars, and dollars &#8211; which you can buy from precious metal dealers. For example, a silver dime will always buy a loaf of bread or a pound of chicken; likewise, a silver quarter will always buy a gallon of gas. As for gold coins, they can be used for large transactions.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-74194\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/meme-silver-quarter-and-gas.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/meme-silver-quarter-and-gas.png 794w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/meme-silver-quarter-and-gas-233x300.png 233w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/meme-silver-quarter-and-gas-768x989.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> By the way, last week a couple found a glass jar with $2000 in Depression Era cash buried in their front yard. Anybody out there care to guess how much that modest cache would have been worth if the contents of that jar held $2000 face value of US gold coins instead of those fancy green Federal Reserve Notes? Well &#8230; for those counting at home, at the current dollar price of the yellow metal, the answer is: $174,150. Give or take a few hundred bucks. But, hey &#8230; who&#8217;s counting?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wybeFy_XSMQ?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[poll id=&#8221;435&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Result<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How is your investment portfolio doing this year?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>It&#8217;s underwater (46%)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s treading water (43%)<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s above water (11%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 2500 Len Penzo dot Com readers responded to last week&#8217;s question and it turns out that a narrow plurality say their investment portfolio is underwater this year. 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