{"id":71912,"date":"2022-03-26T02:15:22","date_gmt":"2022-03-26T09:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=71912"},"modified":"2022-03-29T07:06:07","modified_gmt":"2022-03-29T14:06:07","slug":"black-coffee-26-mar-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id71912-black-coffee-26-mar-2022.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Subterfuge and Sabotage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-51224 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg 404w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>I hope everybody had a wonderful week. And with that, let&#8217;s get right to this week&#8217;s commentary, shall we?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools who don&#8217;t have brains enough to be honest.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Benjamin Franklin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Did you see this? After raising the fed funds rate a measly 25 basis points, Fed Chair Jerome Powell admitted this week that &#8220;we&#8217;re not expecting near-term progress on inflation.&#8221; Interestingly, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NickTimiraos\/status\/1505953944438288387\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the Fed&#8217;s feigned cluelessness<\/a> with regard to the non-transitory nature of inflation was highlighted by the <em>Wall Street Journal&#8217;s<\/em> chief economist, Nick Timiraos, who notes that J-Pow rejects the Fed&#8217;s printing press as the reason for the high inflation afflicting the general public: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s an important part of the story at this time.&#8221; <em><strong>Of course<\/strong><\/em>, you don&#8217;t, Jerome. Yes, folks; we&#8217;re living in a clown world.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71928\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0-1024x591.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0-1024x591.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0-300x173.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0-768x443.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0-730x420.png 730w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-0.png 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Speaking of inflation, I&#8217;m going to paraphrase the inimitable MN Gordon, who astutely noted this week that &#8220;US financial <a href=\"https:\/\/economicprism.com\/what-is-the-strike-price-of-the-powell-put\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">markets have been rigged<\/a> for at least three decades, with the unintended consequences of massive asset and consumer price inflation having infected every sector of the economy.&#8221; They certainly have. In fact, prices for housing, groceries and fuel are so far off the hook now that I&#8217;m sure it makes most people pine for the &#8220;good ol&#8217; days&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71949\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-1024x745.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-1024x745.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-300x218.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-768x559.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-1536x1117.png 1536w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/meme-gasoline-then-now-2048x1490.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> It&#8217;s bad enough that the Fed&#8217;s paltry 0.25% increase will do nothing to arrest inflation that is running at more than 15%. But while the Fed was doing that it was also quietly expanding its balance sheet by <em><strong>another<\/strong><\/em> $44 billion &#8211; this time to a new record high of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.federalreserve.gov\/releases\/h41\/current\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$9 trillion<\/a>&#8211; thereby adding even <em><strong>more<\/strong><\/em> fuel to the inflationary fire. Yes, it&#8217;s absurd monetary policy; equivalent to driving with one foot on the gas pedal while the other one is on the brake. On a related note &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71929\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1-1024x672.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1-1024x672.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1-300x197.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1-768x504.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-1.png 1222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> It&#8217;s no secret the US economy is addicted to low interest rates, which is a problem because the Fed is now in a hiking cycle. Macroeconomist Peter Schiff warns that the Fed will only be able to raise rates so far before the economy, led by the stock and housing markets, &#8220;goes into withdrawal. We&#8217;re going to see the impact on consumers &#8211; who are already struggling with rising prices &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RbYWCuWDmu0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">begin struggling<\/a> with rising interest rates too. That&#8217;s when the <em><strong>real<\/strong><\/em> problems will start for the Fed.&#8221; Heh. As if they don&#8217;t have enough problems already.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71970\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4-703x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"787\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4-703x1024.png 703w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4-206x300.png 206w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4-768x1119.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4-1054x1536.png 1054w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-4.png 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> In other news, for those who have been wondering when the monetary reset was going to happen, macro analyst Bill Holter revealed the answer this week. He says, &#8220;you&#8217;ve been <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jsmineset.com\/2022\/03\/19\/de-dollarization-has-arrived\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">watching the answer in real time<\/a>; last week marked many milestones as the world prepares to settle trade in something other than dollars. The reset is happening right now, and we&#8217;re not going back&#8221; to old US dollar-centric system. Then again, I guess that was to be expected as an increasing number of US dollar holders are finally waking up to the fact that the so-called &#8220;Almighty Dollar&#8221; isn&#8217;t quite as mighty as it appears to be &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VnCajZth-24?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, Mr. Holter definitely seems to be on to something; a monetary reset <em><strong>is<\/strong><\/em> underway. And evidence is mounting that the dollar&#8217;s rapidly diminishing reserve status has been &#8211; ironically &#8211; <em><strong>self-inflicted<\/strong><\/em>. How so? Well &#8230; macro analyst James Rickards points out that, &#8220;In the past, even nations at war with each other continued paying the debts they owed to each other. But that was then and <a href=\"https:\/\/dailyreckoning.com\/the-last-straw\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this is now<\/a>.&#8221; Rickards points out one notable example: &#8220;the 1854 Crimean War between Russia and Britain, when Russia kept paying interest to British debt holders, and vice versa.&#8221; Imagine that. Oh &#8230; and speaking of self-inflicted behavior:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71968\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3-718x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3-718x1024.png 718w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3-210x300.png 210w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3-768x1096.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3-1077x1536.png 1077w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-3.png 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Needless to say, Rickards says, &#8220;The US is destroying the value of the dollar by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/russia-fm-freezing-currency-reserves-was-thievery-unexpected-2022-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">abusing sanctions<\/a>. Freezing the reserves of the Central Bank of Russia is the last straw for Russia and the world. After all, if dollar reserves are no longer a safe haven, then who needs them? The world will demand something more dependable that can&#8217;t be frozen on a whim. In the future, the dollar won&#8217;t be that important. It won&#8217;t happen overnight, but the sanctions accelerated the process.&#8221; Yes; a process that will decimate nest eggs and lower living standards for most middle class Americans. Well &#8230; at least until America&#8217;s industrial base returns.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71972\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5-1024x852.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5-1024x852.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5-768x639.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-5.png 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> It may be hard to watch the United States and the rest of the West <a href=\"https:\/\/kingworldnews.com\/gold-will-be-a-necessary-part-of-the-new-monetary-system\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">undermine confidence<\/a> in its own monetary system but, frankly, the US dollar was given a finite shelf life when its anchor to gold was officially broken in 1971. After all, the purchasing power of any currency is fully dependent on the public&#8217;s faith in the currency &#8211; <em><strong>regardless<\/strong><\/em> of whether it&#8217;s fiat, or directly convertible to gold. In short: When confidence in any currency is lost, it rapidly loses value as a medium of exchange &#8211; an event that&#8217;s happened <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Bitcoin\/comments\/8nwpo9\/i_made_an_infographic_there_are_152_fiat\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">at least 152 times<\/a> before. Let&#8217;s just hope the next system doesn&#8217;t result in us jumping from the frying pan into the fire:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71966\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2-1024x581.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2-1024x581.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2-768x435.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-2.png 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> By the way, macroeconomist Alasdair Macleod reminded us this week that &#8220;fiat currencies come and go, but only gold goes on forever. Understanding the relationship between money &#8211; which is only gold coins &#8211; and currency (which is bank notes and credit) is vital to understanding what&#8217;s required to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goldmoney.com\/research\/goldmoney-insights\/the-evolution-of-credit\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">replace today&#8217;s fiat-currency system<\/a>.&#8221; And for those wondering if there&#8217;s enough yellow metal out there to support a new system with circulating specie, Macleod assures us that &#8220;a relatively small base of gold coins in relation to the overall credit in any economy is sufficient to guarantee price stability.&#8221; Indeed. Just don&#8217;t tell that to the Fed. Or Congress.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-71985\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6-835x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6-835x1024.png 835w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6-245x300.png 245w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6-768x941.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tweet-26Mar2022-6.png 1222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> For his part, Credit Suisse&#8217;s Chief Strategist, Zoltan Pozsar, says the current monetary &#8220;crisis is unlike anything since Nixon took the US dollar off gold in 1971, which marked <a href=\"https:\/\/plus2.credit-suisse.com\/shorturlpdf.html?v=4ZR9-WTBd-V\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the end of the commodity-based money era<\/a>.&#8221; He also says that &#8220;when this crisis is over, the dollar should be much weaker and &#8211; on the flip side &#8211; the Chinese renminbi much stronger, backed by a basket of commodities.&#8221; Yep. Anybody care to guess what the most important commodity will be? For those who of you who forgot what you just read, think of a yellow metal that rhymes with &#8220;old.&#8221; <em><strong>Still<\/strong><\/em> unsure? Well &#8230; then I&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;re related to one of <em><strong>these<\/strong><\/em> guys:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J7xddqV73bM?start=240&amp;end=389&amp;autoplay=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Since the Bretton Woods monetary system was introduced in 1943, the US has benefitted more than any other nation &#8211; but Nixon&#8217;s 1971 incarnation is mathematically unsustainable and its time is almost up. For Pozsar, the roadmap is obvious: &#8220;From the Bretton Woods era backed by gold bullion, to Bretton Woods II backed by US Treasuries with non-hedgeable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/video\/credit-suisse-strategist-says-were-172900306.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">confiscation risks<\/a>, to Bretton Woods III backed by gold and other commodities. After this war is over, &#8216;money&#8217; will never be the same again.&#8221; Well &#8230; not quite. For the global monetary system, it&#8217;s simply a case of &#8216;back to the future.&#8217; Whether we&#8217;re ready for it, or not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"417\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Results<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What is your current net worth (excluding home equity)?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>$1 million or higher (33%)<\/li>\n<li>$500,000 to $999,999 (24%)<\/li>\n<li>$100,000 to $249,999 (15%)<\/li>\n<li>$250,000 to $499,999 (13%)<\/li>\n<li>$0 to $99,999 (12%)<\/li>\n<li>Less than zero (3%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 2000 Len Penzo dot Com readers responded to last week&#8217;s question and it turns out that, even without counting home equity, 4 in 7 say they have a net worth of at least $500,000. That&#8217;s great news. On the other hand, roughly 1 in 33 say their net worth excluding home equity is currently in the red.<\/p>\n<p>If <strong><em>you<\/em><\/strong> have a question you&#8217;d like me to ask the readers here, send it to me at <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong> &#8212; and be sure to put &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221; in the subject line.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Despite rising interest rates, homes are still selling like hot cakes in most areas of the US. To make yours stand out from a crowded field, many experts recommend staging it. Here&#8217;s why:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>96%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of homebuyers who report that they were at least partially affected by home staging.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>81%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of homebuyers who say staged properties are easier to visualize compared to those that are not staged.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>34%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of realtors who say they stage all of their homes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>3<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Number of times faster that staged homes sell over a non-staged homes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>5%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Maximum increase in price the typical homebuyer is willing to pay for a staged home.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$1600<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The average cost to stage a home.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tallahassee.com\/story\/marketplace\/real-estate\/2017\/03\/23\/numbers-guidance-staging-home\/99554032\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Tallahassee Democrat<\/a><\/em>; <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.homeadvisor.com\/cost\/home-design-and-decor\/hire-a-decorator-for-staging-a-home\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">HomeAdvisor<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Useless News: Good Advice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When Joseph Stalin was on his deathbed, he called Nikita Khrushchev to his bedside for a private meeting.<\/p>\n<p>When Khrushchev entered the room, Stalin was holding three envelopes in his hand and said: &#8220;Listen carefully; I have chosen you to be my successor. Take these three envelopes; they will guide you. Open the first when I have died, the second when things get a little shaky, and the third only when all hope is lost.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rapidly deteriorating Stalin then handed Khrushchev the three envelopes and sent him back to the Politburo.<\/p>\n<p>Two days later, Stalin died, and Khrushchev opened the first envelope. It read: &#8220;Seize power.&#8221; So he did.<\/p>\n<p>A year later, inflation reared its ugly head and the economy faltered, which resulted in terrible civic unrest &#8211; so Khrushchev opened the second envelope. It read: &#8220;Blame everything on me.&#8221; So he did.<\/p>\n<p>Amazingly, despite the ongoing economic problems, the civil strife stabilized somewhat for several years.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the inflation eventually grew even worse than it already was, so a desperate Khrushchev implemented price controls, which led to widespread shortages in everything from bread and meat to shoes and heating oil.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly thereafter, huge throngs of angry citizens began gathering daily in the streets to protest the terrible living conditions.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, things got so unbearable that the people began openly calling for Khrushchev&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p>Then one particular morning, Khrushchev looked out his bedroom window and noticed that a rebellious crowd armed with pitchforks and torches had overcome his security detail and was now gathered on the expansive grounds of his palatial estate. Even worse, the horde was growing larger with each passing minute!<\/p>\n<p>So, with all hope seemingly lost, Khrushchev decided to finally open the third envelope. It read: &#8220;Prepare three envelopes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>(h\/t: Joseph Meltzer)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>More Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top five articles viewed by my <strong>41,999<\/strong> RSS feed, weekly email subscribers, and other followers over the past 30 days (excluding Black Coffee posts):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id38994-an-explanation-of-the-freegold-paradigm-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Can Gold Really Get to $80,000 an Ounce? 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