{"id":66230,"date":"2021-04-24T02:15:59","date_gmt":"2021-04-24T09:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=66230"},"modified":"2025-03-07T13:47:21","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T21:47:21","slug":"black-coffee-24-apr-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id66230-black-coffee-24-apr-2021.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Greetings from Crazy Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-51224 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags.jpg 404w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/hurricane-flags-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>I hope everybody had a wonderful week. And with that, let&#8217;s get right to this week&#8217;s commentary, shall we?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Insanity is rare in individuals; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it&#8217;s the rule.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Friedrich Nietzsche<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>In a free society, one does not have to deal with those who are irrational. One is free to avoid them.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Ayn Rand<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Did you see this? Hedge fund manager David Einhorn recently warned of stock market <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2021\/04\/15\/theres-a-single-new-jersey-deli-doing-35000-in-sales-valued-at-100-million-in-the-stock-market.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dangers for retail investors<\/a>. One of his main examples was a tiny New Jersey deli with sales of $35,748 during the last two years &#8212; <em><strong>combined<\/strong><\/em> &#8212; and yet it has a market capitalization of more than $100 million. Early retirement, here we come! But seriously, this is a prime example of what passes for &#8220;wealth&#8221; in today&#8217;s America. Sad.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Whether it&#8217;s a high-flying stock market that has become detached from reality, an unhinged housing market, or teenagers becoming near-millionaires after using their COVID stimulus checks to buy skyrocketing cryptocurrencies that were originally intended to be a joke at their inception, it&#8217;s clear that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/markets\/its-totally-insane-someone-made-million-dogecoin-his-stimulus-check\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the true meaning of money<\/a> is quietly slipping away. Still, most people still see nothing wrong with the dollars in our wallets because rot remains hidden &#8212; for now &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nPQ7om598OM?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8216;Dogecoin is not the first worthless financial instrument that Ive seen soar to great heightsit happened to dot-com stocks at the start of my careerbut the first one intentionally designed to be worthless.&#8217; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4H0CWA7ICk\">https:\/\/t.co\/4H0CWA7ICk<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dailydirtnap?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@dailydirtnap<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jesse Felder (@jessefelder) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jessefelder\/status\/1384885539401129984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> The market lunacy is so out of control now that, from his perspective, Einhorn believes, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/markets\/einhorn-market-fractured-and-process-breaking-completely\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the stock market is fractured<\/a> and possibly in the process of breaking completely.&#8221; Correction: The stock market broke a long time ago. Actually &#8230; the price discovery mechanism has been utterly destroyed for almost <em><strong>every<\/strong><\/em> market &#8212; from bonds to housing. And you can thank years of reckless Fed monetary policy for that &#8230; and this:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my wife and kids do this already, any other incremental ideas to add to renewables incentivization?<\/p>\n<p>Fundamental Investor (@fundiescapital) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fundiescapital\/status\/1385241261355929607?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 22, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, the Fed&#8217;s uncontrolled money printing is fully responsible for this kind of <a href=\"https:\/\/wolfstreet.com\/2021\/04\/17\/stock-market-leverage-in-la-la-land-rises-to-historic-wtf-highs\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">market insanity<\/a>. It&#8217;s also not a coincidence that margin debt, which allows market participants to lever up their market bets, is also at a ridiculous all-time high as well. Imagine that.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-66251\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Margin-debt-2021-Apr-1024x640.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Margin-debt-2021-Apr-1024x640.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Margin-debt-2021-Apr-300x187.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Margin-debt-2021-Apr-768x480.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Margin-debt-2021-Apr.png 1044w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That&#8217;s how I felt the one time I tried to short the Rut.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t Lies, it was just BS (@RSF59038834) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RSF59038834\/status\/1384939205810442241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Retirees should be paying particularly close attention to the Wall Street insanity. Although nobody knows <em><strong>when<\/strong><\/em> realistic valuations will reappear, market analyst Dave Kranzler warns that this ever-increasing risk appetite &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/investmentresearchdynamics.com\/stock-market-risk-taking-is-going-parabolic\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">will not end well<\/a> &#8212; especially for public pension funds, which have increased their average equity allocation to 80% (vs. 40% to 50% historically).&#8221; Wait &#8230; is he intimating that stock prices can actually <strong><em>fall<\/em><\/strong>? Pfft. Heretic!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve never seen anything like this in all my three weeks of trading.<\/p>\n<p>WMN (@WMN563SUKI) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WMN563SUKI\/status\/1384532805229686790?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 20, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Speaking of fractures, recent loan and deposit data from the four biggest US banks reveals that the conventional process of deposit creation via loans is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jpmorganchase.com\/content\/dam\/jpmc\/jpmorgan-chase-and-co\/investor-relations\/documents\/quarterly-earnings\/2021\/1st-quarter\/6f96c86e-a653-4209-bff5-204c3f3e8804.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">terminally broken<\/a>, as there are now far more deposits than loans in the system. So where has all of that excess deposited currency been coming from? Where else: the Fed. Just don&#8217;t tell that to the MMT crackpots infesting academia and government who insist that only private banking loans can create monetary system deposits.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-66253\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Deposits-to-Loans-Big-4-Banks-2021-Apr-1024x604.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Deposits-to-Loans-Big-4-Banks-2021-Apr-1024x604.png 1024w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Deposits-to-Loans-Big-4-Banks-2021-Apr-300x177.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Deposits-to-Loans-Big-4-Banks-2021-Apr-768x453.png 768w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Deposits-to-Loans-Big-4-Banks-2021-Apr.png 1044w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> In other news, I see that New York City&#8217;s wealthiest residents will soon be paying a combined marginal tax rate of 52% among federal, state and local governments &#8212; that&#8217;s the highest income tax hit in America. In other words, on at least a portion of their earnings, the highest earners will be paying <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/new-york-city-rich-face-52-percent-combined-top-income-tax-rate-highest-in-u-s\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">more to the government<\/a> than they keep for themselves. And why not? Our benevolent politicians know how to spend our money more wisely than us anyway. (Yes; that was dripping sarcasm.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> The always astute MN Gordon reminds us that &#8220;the longer personal livelihoods are funded by government giveaways the more dependent people become. Those who were once self-supporting are now reliant on stimulus and generous unemployment checks. Why work, when it&#8217;s much <a href=\"https:\/\/economicprism.com\/the-ugly-truth-about-printing-press-money\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">more lucrative to loaf<\/a> and invite your soul?&#8221; Why, indeed. You&#8217;d think most people would grasp the folly of relying on government handouts because we&#8217;ve all seen that movie before. Er &#8230; at least I <em><strong>think<\/strong><\/em> we have:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aVZUVeMtYXc?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Fed Chair Jerome Powell <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-usa-fed-powell-exclusive\/exclusive-fed-chair-powell-says-wont-allow-substantial-overshoot-of-inflation-target-april-8-letter-to-u-s-senator-idUSKBN2C729X\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wrote a letter<\/a> to Senator Rick Scott actually admitting that the overheating US economy is going to experience &#8220;a little higher&#8221; inflation this year. The Fed&#8217;s newfound &#8220;honesty&#8221; is refreshing. But that&#8217;s not very comforting when you consider that since 2010 they&#8217;ve insisted inflation has been &#8220;tame&#8221; &#8212; despite plenty of evidence showing it&#8217;s been consistently running upwards of 10%. And if you&#8217;re still wondering why that it, it&#8217;s because of this &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">How do you spend $4 trillion more than you take in? Simple: you borrow it. US National Debt as a % of economic output (GDP) has never been higher&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hO1NFRhwt0\">pic.twitter.com\/hO1NFRhwt0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Charlie Bilello (@charliebilello) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charliebilello\/status\/1384864983100624897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just do it.<\/p>\n<p>Dr Bitcoin MD (@DrBitcoinMD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrBitcoinMD\/status\/1384259521296560129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 19, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> By the way, Powell also noted that any inflation would be &#8220;temporary.&#8221; Uh huh. In 1971 Nixon assured the public that the government&#8217;s decision to close the gold window and remove the dollar&#8217;s final remaining tie to the yellow metal was only &#8220;temporary&#8221; too. In reality, you can be sure the only thing that&#8217;s TRULY temporary with the current debt-based monetary system is the US dollar&#8217;s continuing ability to act as a long-term store of value. So prepare accordingly.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"und\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rliCxOHM5e\">pic.twitter.com\/rliCxOHM5e<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Magnas Salon (@magnasalon1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magnasalon1\/status\/1384898309190529025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"369\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Results<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do you think the US will eventually return to some form of gold standard?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No (74%)<\/li>\n<li>Yes (19%)<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure (7%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 2100 Len Penzo dot Com readers responded to last week&#8217;s question and it turns out that slightly more than 4 in 5 of them believe the US will never return to a gold-based currency system &#8212; or are at least not confident it will happen. As for me, I&#8217;m quite confident it&#8217;s going to happen &#8212; if only for a little while &#8212; because of human nature. History has repeatedly demonstrated that once a currency collapses, the only way to restore confidence is to make the existing or replacement currency convertible upon demand to precious metals.<\/p>\n<p>If <strong><em>you<\/em><\/strong> have a question you&#8217;d like me to ask the readers here, send it to me at <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong> &#8212; and be sure to put &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221; in the subject line.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Back in 1969, the late Senator Everett Dirksen is famously quoted as saying &#8220;A billion here, a billion there, and soon we&#8217;re talking real money.&#8221; Today a billion dollars is chump change. With that in mind, here&#8217;s why the dollar isn&#8217;t as &#8220;almighty&#8221; as it was back in 1969:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$13 billion<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Price for America&#8217;s newest aircraft carrier, USS <em>Gerald Ford<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$451 million<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Price in 1969 for the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, USS <em>Enterprise<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$3 billion<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Cost of this year&#8217;s unmanned Mars mission.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$335 million<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Cost of the Apollo 11 moon mission that put Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>438<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The number of companies that earned at least $1 billion in 2018.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>2<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The number of companies that earned at least $1 billion in 1969. (General Motors and Exxon Mobil)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>0.1%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of US GDP that a billion dollars represented in 1969.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>4%<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of US GDP that a trillion dollars represents today.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$4 billion<\/strong><\/span><\/span> On average, amount of cash that the Fed is currently printing every <strong><em>day<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/political\/trillion-here-trillion-there\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Zero Hedge<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Useless News: Drive Safely <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up. Eventually, the traffic got <strong><em>so<\/em><\/strong> heavy that his free range chickens were being constantly run over by inattentive speeding drivers. So the farmer decided to call the local police station and ask them to put up a sign to slow down the traffic.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the policeman posted a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING<\/p>\n<p>That didn&#8217;t work, so they put up a new sign: SLOW &#8211; CHILDREN AT PLAY.<\/p>\n<p>That didn&#8217;t work either, so the farmer asked the police chief if he could put up his own sign. Permission granted.<\/p>\n<p>A month went by and, hearing nothing further, the police chief assumed the farmer&#8217;s sign was successful at slowing down the traffic. Curious as to what it said, he went out to look at it. The sign said:<\/p>\n<p>NUDIST COLONY &#8211; WATCH FOR CHICKS.<\/p>\n<p><em>(h\/t: RD Blakeslee)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>More Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top five articles viewed by my <strong>37,816<\/strong> RSS feed, weekly email subscribers, and other followers over the past 30 days (excluding Black Coffee posts):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id10809-9-ways-to-use-your-money-after-the-mortgage-is-paid-off-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">9 Ways to Use Your Money After the Mortgage Is Paid Off<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id20845-smart-money-tips-everyone-can-learn-by-playing-doctor-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">22 Smart Money Tips Everyone Can Learn by Playing Doctor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id3578-my-sons-free-car-what-weve-got-here-is-a-failure-to-communicate-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">My Son&#8217;s Free Car: What We&#8217;ve Got Here is a Failure to Communicate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id467-creating-a-household-strategic-plan-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Why You Need a Household Strategic Plan (and How to Create One)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id45536-3-ways-to-quickly-bulk-up-your-retirement-savings-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">3 Ways to Quickly Bulk Up Your Retirement Savings<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Hey, while you&#8217;re here, please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. 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You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After reading an article from one of my staff writers about <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id36664-5-affordable-ways-to-upgrade-an-outdated-bathroom-4.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">affordable ways to upgrade an outdated bathroom<\/a>, <strong>Ellis<\/strong> took exception to one of the more novel suggestions:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Propane heating for the floor? I&#8217;m all for in-floor heating, but I&#8217;ll stick with non-explosive, non-flammable ways to do it.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">So I take it this means you won&#8217;t be reading my upcoming story on low-cost hydrogen-filled party balloons?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>If you enjoyed this, please forward it to your friends and family. 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