{"id":50163,"date":"2018-07-28T04:15:53","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T11:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=50163"},"modified":"2023-01-14T12:24:24","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T20:24:24","slug":"black-coffee-the-fast-and-the-financially-furious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id50163-black-coffee-the-fast-and-the-financially-furious.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: The Fast and the Financially Furious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/black-coffee-wile-e-coyote-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-48825\" src=\"http:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/black-coffee-wile-e-coyote-2-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/black-coffee-wile-e-coyote-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/black-coffee-wile-e-coyote-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/black-coffee-wile-e-coyote-2.png 691w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>Well &#8230; another glorious week has come to an end. Let&#8217;s get right to it &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Credit has a wicked way of magnifying a person&#8217;s defects. Even the most cautious man, with unlimited credit, can make mistakes that in retrospect seem absurd. But an average man, with unlimited credit, is preeminently disposed to going full imbecile.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; MN Gordon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> I&#8217;m sure the great majority of the general public couldn&#8217;t tell you what the G-20 is &#8212; so it is probably a safe bet that very few people noticed that the latest G-20 communique <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2018-07-22\/g-20-communique-removes-pledge-refrain-competitive-devaluation\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">removed their long-standing pledge<\/a> to refrain from competitive currency devaluations &#8212; a.k.a. currency wars. That&#8217;s just another sign that the international monetary system &#8212; and the US dollar that &#8220;anchors&#8221; it &#8212; is on its last legs.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> In other news, a new study warns that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/policy\/energy\/expert-makes-the-case-for-400-per-barrel-oil\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">oil prices could rise to $200 per barrel<\/a> in the next 12 to 18 months. If that&#8217;s not bad enough, the analysis also predicts a 2020 economic collapse based on those rising oil prices, plus a diesel fuel shortage. Wow. It&#8217;s a good thing Ford decided in April to <a href=\"https:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2018\/04\/25\/ford-to-stop-selling-every-car-in-north-america-but-the-mustang-and-focus-active\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">stop selling every sedan<\/a> model except the Mustang and Focus in favor of expanding their truck and SUV offerings.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> One thing is certain: If there <strong><em>is<\/em><\/strong> an economic collapse, it&#8217;s going to have to wait a little while longer because last quarter&#8217;s GDP print came in at 4.1% &#8212; that&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/07\/27\/us-gdp-q2-2018.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fastest pace in four years<\/a>. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> On the other hand, don&#8217;t get too excited, because there are a growing number of signs that all is <em>not<\/em> well with the US economy. For example, California produced just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/business\/la-fi-california-jobs-20180720-story.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">800 new jobs in June<\/a>. That wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if California&#8217;s population was equivalent to, say, Poughkeepsie or Woonsocket &#8212; but it&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Perhaps the Golden State&#8217;s poor employment climate is why sales of both new and existing houses and condos there last month <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/07\/24\/southern-california-home-sales-crash-a-warning-sign-to-the-nation.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">plunged 12% from a year earlier<\/a> &#8212; despite SoCal home prices reaching an all-time high. Then again, I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s nothing all those &#8220;easy money&#8221; home flippers need to worry about; the data is probably just one of those statistical aberrations &#8230; or something.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> California ain&#8217;t the only place that is suddenly having trouble finding homebuyers for over-priced real estate. In New York City, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crainsnewyork.com\/article\/20180720\/REAL_ESTATE\/180729989\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">even the cheapest homes are stuck waiting<\/a> for one of those once-plentiful <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><del>greater fools<\/del><\/span> home shoppers to swoop in and save them.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Did you see this? Before Wednesday&#8217;s close, Facebook (FB) was racing along, trading at a new record high. Then it announced a revenue miss and projected slowdown &#8212; and its stock almost immediately <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/07\/25\/facebook-earnings-q2-2018.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fell 24%<\/a>, wiping out $132 billion in market value and erasing all of its post-Q1 earnings gains. Imagine that.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Yes, Facebook&#8217;s furious free fall happened in the blink of an eye. Fortunately for us, the entire episode was caught on tape:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wRSHzenjiNA?start=457&amp;end=467;rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> By the way, this Wednesday&#8217;s FB plunge made Mark Zuckerberg $16 billion poorer. I know. It also put Facebook shares in a bear market. So how big <em>is<\/em> Facebook&#8217;s $132 billion market-capitalization haircut? Well &#8230; as Franklin Sanders <a href=\"https:\/\/the-moneychanger.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">observed<\/a>, &#8220;That&#8217;s more than the GDP of Puerto Rico. Or almost the entire New York state budget. Or (nearly) two-thirds of the 1929 Black Tuesday market crash.&#8221; Ouch.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Speaking of companies with questionable futures, Tesla will almost certainly <em>never<\/em> turn a profit. Cheap credit &#8212; coupled with the feel-good false narrative of &#8220;clean&#8221; transportation &#8212; is the only thing keeping Tesla in business; it&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/06\/29\/tesla-still-isnt-profitable-8-years-after-ipo-but-it-hasnt-been-alone.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">zombie company<\/a> that requires an endless stream of investor cash and indirect taxpayer subsidies just to keep the lights on. Oh, yes &#8230; we were warned many years ago about this:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pElSu_ECJGM?start=58&amp;rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> In fact, Tesla&#8217;s woes are so bad at the moment that Tesla is now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/tesla-asks-suppliers-for-cash-back-to-help-turn-a-profit-1532301091\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">asking suppliers for cash back<\/a> to prevent a corporate liquidity crisis. Yep. Tesla is not only burning through cash, but it&#8217;s still having trouble producing cars in the numbers and quality they promised &#8212; which is why Tesla is quickly becoming one of the world&#8217;s most-shorted stocks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"225\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Results<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How much do you typically tip your restaurant server for average service?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>16% to 20% (75%)<\/li>\n<li>15% or less (23%)<\/li>\n<li>21% or more (2%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 1500 Len Penzo dot Com readers responded to last week&#8217;s question, and it turns out that 3 in 4 of them say they tip their servers somewhere between 16% and 20% for average service. Put yours truly in the group doling out 15% for unremarkable service &#8212; I reserve 20% for excellent service and 25% or more for exceptional service. And I&#8217;m happy to say that I usually get excellent service!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(The Best of)<\/span> By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The summer movie season is in full bloom. Looking back, how many of the 10 biggest movies of 2005 (box office gross) have you seen?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>1<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Star Wars &#8211; Episode III: Revenge of the Sith ($380 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>2<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe ($291 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>3<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ($290 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>4<\/strong><\/span><\/span> War of the Worlds ($234 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>5<\/strong><\/span><\/span> King Kong ($218 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>6<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Wedding Crashers ($209 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>7<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ($206 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>8<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Batman Begins ($205 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>9<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Madagascar ($194 million)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>10<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Mr. &amp; Mrs. Smith ($186 million)<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: Box Office Mojo<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Useless News: Millennial Marriage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dearest Dad,<\/p>\n<p>I am coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook out.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am presently living in Australia &#8230; and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype,and now we&#8217;ve had two months of a relationship through Viber. My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding!<\/p>\n<p>Lots of love and thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Your favorite daughter,<\/p>\n<p>Lilly<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><em>DAD&#8217;S RESPONSE:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My Dearest Lilly,<\/p>\n<p>Like, wow! Really? Cool!<\/p>\n<p>I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have your honeymoon on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all via PayPal.<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8230; and when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Dad<\/p>\n<p><em>(h\/t: billhilly)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top five articles viewed by my <strong>20,821<\/strong> RSS feed, weekly email subscribers, and other followers over the past 30 days (excluding Black Coffee posts):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id49429-how-i-live-on-less-than-40000-annually-john-from-maryland.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How I Live on Less Than $40,000 Annually: John from Maryland<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Why I Run My Household Like a Business (and Why You Should Too)<\/li>\n<li>Why Extended Warranties for New Tires Are a Waste of Money<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id5773-are-two-household-incomes-really-better-than-one-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Are Two Household Incomes Really Better Than One?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id49373-save-extra-money-at-amazon-by-using-this-simple-chrome-extension.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Save Extra Money at Amazon by Using This Simple Chrome Extension<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Hey, while you&#8217;re here, please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on that <strong>Like<\/strong> button in the sidebar to your right and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LenPenzo\">become a fan of Len Penzo dot Com on Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>2. Make sure you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LenPenzo\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"mailto:lenpenzolist@aweber.com\">Subscribe via email<\/a> too!<\/p>\n<p>And last, but not least &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>4. Consider becoming a <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/membership-account\">Len Penzo dot Com Insider<\/a>! Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Letters, I Get Letters <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every week I feature the most interesting question or comment assuming I get one, that is. And folks who are lucky enough to have the only question in the mailbag get their letter highlighted here whether it&#8217;s interesting or not! You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This week someone calling himself <strong>The Man from Snark<\/strong> felt the need to write in with this question:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Are you lactose intolerant?&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Never mind that &#8230; I&#8217;m dying to hear about life in Snark! Isn&#8217;t that near Liechtenstein?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Len Penzo and I approved this message.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">Photo Credit: spreadshirt.com<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230; Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. Well &#8230; another glorious week has come to an end. 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