{"id":47671,"date":"2018-03-10T04:15:51","date_gmt":"2018-03-10T12:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=47671"},"modified":"2018-03-13T08:31:32","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T15:31:32","slug":"black-coffee-10-march-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id47671-black-coffee-10-march-2018.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Welcome to the Financial Fun House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-31075\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31075 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"black coffee\" width=\"275\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg 500w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee-50x38.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get right to it this week &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;There is no public tooth fairy. Father Christmas does not work on the Treasury staff. You can never bail someone out of trouble without putting someone else into trouble.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8212; Arthur Laffer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> According to Dave Kranzler, America&#8217;s pension crisis is <a href=\"http:\/\/investmentresearchdynamics.com\/americas-pension-crisis-is-about-to-detonate\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">about to detonate<\/a>. A pension fund buddy of his says aggregate public pension underfunding is at least $8 trillion &#8212; despite the stock and bond markets at all-time highs. That prompted Kranzler to ask, &#8220;How in the hell is that possible?&#8221; Yes, it was a rhetorical question; there are no free lunches &#8212; no matter what pension prestidigitators tell you.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Did you see this? US households saw their net worth rise to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/u-s-household-net-worth-rises-in-4th-quarter-on-higher-stock-home-values-1520528423\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nearly seven times<\/a> their disposable personal income in 2017; that&#8217;s the highest level ever. Americans can thank soaring home and stock prices for much of those gains.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, both the housing and stock markets are in bubble territory. And if you&#8217;re doubting that, here&#8217;s yet <em>another<\/em> indicator <a href=\"http:\/\/realinvestmentadvice.com\/divorced-from-reality-prices-fundamentals\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">why shares are overpriced<\/a>: Between 2009 and 2016, S&amp;P500 companies saw their sales grow less than 50% cumulatively &#8212; but their share prices tripled. Magic? No. A better explanation may be rampant corporate stock buybacks &#8230; made possible by the Fed&#8217;s zero-interest rate policy.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Bonds are in a bubble too; some might say the mother of <em>all<\/em> bubbles. This week Jim Grant warned that bond markets worldwide are living in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2018-03-03\/jim-grant-bond-markets-worldwide-are-living-their-own-hall-mirrors\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">their own hall of mirrors<\/a>. As just one example of the absurd distortion, Grant offers up Italian junk bonds, which are currently trading at yields below 1%. Clearly, the bond markets can no longer accurately price risk. But I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s probably not important.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Meanwhile, after a triple dose of bad news this week concerning the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thestreet.com\/story\/14506018\/1\/bitcoin-shrugs-off-legal-pressures-amid-reports-of-sec-crackdown-on-icos.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SEC crackdown on ICOs<\/a>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/coinidol.com\/trustee-for-mt-gox-bankruptcy-sells-bitcoin\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mt. Gox bankruptcy overhang<\/a>, and the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2018-03-08\/japanese-regulators-crackdown-7-crypto-exchanges-shut-down-2-more\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">shutdown of seven exchanges in Japan<\/a>, cryptocurrencies experienced broad-based selling pressure with bitcoin taking it on the chin; on Friday bitcoin was back under $9000.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Regarding those crypto ICOs, Simon Black notes that, &#8220;Despite the many warning signs, companies have still raised $9 billion to date through ICOs. And a lot of that money has simply disappeared.&#8221; In fact, of the 902 ICOs that were launched last year, 142 failed at the funding stage, and 276 more failed after the fact &#8212; which means <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sovereignman.com\/investing\/nearly-half-of-all-icos-last-year-have-already-failed-and-thats-a-good-thing-23050\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">46% of all ICOs failed<\/a> in the last year alone. Frankly, casinos offer better odds.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> As the always-insightful Franklin Sanders deftly pointed out this week, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/the-moneychanger.com\/articles\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The SEC sneered and jeered<\/a> at bitcoin, warning that &#8216;unregulated exchanges pose significant risks to investors.&#8217; But what about all those megabanks who have been fined for fixing <em>regulated<\/em> markets? Probably has never occurred to the regulator that one reason for buying bitcoin is to get away from the regulators.&#8221; Well said, sir.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Then again, most Americans don&#8217;t have cash to invest in those cryptos, stocks, bonds and real estate markets anyway &#8212; whether they&#8217;re regulated or not. In fact, 42% of Americans are at risk of retiring broke, with nearly half of them having <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/03\/06\/42-percent-of-americans-are-at-risk-of-retiring-broke.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">less than $10,000<\/a> set aside for their so-called &#8220;golden years.&#8221; On the bright side, those same Americans&#8217; net worth is supposedly at an all-time high &#8230; so there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> The top reason most people cited for not stashing more away was because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2018\/01\/24\/lack-of-income-and-know-how-are-why-americans-arent-saving.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">they didn&#8217;t earn enough to save<\/a>, followed by the fact that they were already struggling to pay bills. A reasonable person would wonder how so many people could be in such dire straits in an economy with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-usa-economy\/u-s-economy-adds-313000-jobs-in-february-wage-growth-slows-idUSKCN1GL0IZ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a puny 4.1% unemployment rate<\/a>. After all, such a &#8220;tight&#8221; labor market should result in soaring wages. But, hey &#8230; what do I know?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Obviously, Americans aren&#8217;t the only ones struggling to pay their bills &#8212; their government is too. Or at least it would be if it wasn&#8217;t able to print fiat currency out of thin air. Between the federal debt and unfunded liabilities, the US is <a href=\"https:\/\/econimica.blogspot.com\/2018\/03\/the-faster-america-grows-faster-america.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$70 trillion in the hole<\/a>. I know. But if only America was blessed with record tax revenue, and booming stock and real estate markets, then its debt wouldn&#8217;t be so large. Oh, wait &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Yes, America&#8217;s ability to paper over its debts with printed cash <em>is<\/em> convenient. But as Bill Holter notes: &#8220;If monetizing one&#8217;s debt was the road to financial nirvana, then there would be no recessions, no wars, no poverty, nothing even concerning. Outright monetization has been tried thousands of times in the past. It never worked and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jsmineset.com\/2018\/03\/05\/mope-the-government-will-never-let-it-happen\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">always ended in disaster<\/a>.&#8221; Amen, Bill. The piper <em>will<\/em> be paid. Eventually.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>President Trump has announced a 25% tariff on imported steel, sending shock waves through markets. Here&#8217;s a look at some numbers behind the global steel industry:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>1,700,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Tons of steel the world produced last year.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>50<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of the world&#8217;s steel that is used for buildings and infrastructure.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>49<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of the world&#8217;s steel produced by China.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>5<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of world&#8217;s steel produced by the US.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>1<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The United States&#8217; rank among the world&#8217;s top steel importers.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>17<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of imported US steel that comes from Canada.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>88<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of Canada&#8217;s steel exports that go to the US.<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: <\/em><em><a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2018\/03\/02\/news\/economy\/steel-industry-statistics-us-china-canada\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CNN Money<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[poll id=&#8221;205&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Result<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever been audited by the tax man?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No (94%)<\/li>\n<li>Yes (6%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 1300 people responded to last week&#8217;s question and I&#8217;m happy to report that only 6% of Len Penzo dot Com readers have been audited by the tax man. That is actually much higher than average, as the IRS only audits slightly <a href=\"https:\/\/taxfoundation.org\/irs-audited-12-million-households-2015\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fewer than 1%<\/a> of all filers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Programming Note<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Due to the ineptitude of yours truly, I inadvertently truncated a portion of RD Blakeslee&#8217;s &#8220;Grandfather Says&#8221; article this week. I fixed it about 8 hours after it was originally posted on Thursday morning, but there were several hundred of you who clicked on it before then &#8212; so I strongly encourage those of you who read it on Thursday to go back and <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id46631-grandfather-says-something-of-value-we-all-have.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">check out the post<\/a> as it was intended to be published. My apologies, Dave!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top &#8212; and bottom &#8212; five states in terms of the average number of pages viewed per visit here at Len Penzo dot Com over the past 30 days:<\/p>\n<p>1. Minnesota (3.12 pages\/visit) <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>(!)<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n2. North Carolina (2.37)<br \/>\n3. South Dakota (2.26)<br \/>\n4. Maine (2.24)<br \/>\n5. Indiana (2.11)<\/p>\n<p>46. Wyoming (1.27)<br \/>\n47. Missouri (1.25)<br \/>\n48. Montana (1.15)<br \/>\n49. Mississippi (1.04)<br \/>\n50. Alaska (1.00)<\/p>\n<p>Whether you happen to enjoy what you&#8217;re reading (like my friends in Minnesota &#8230;) &#8212; or not (ahem, Alaska &#8230;) &#8212; please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on that <strong>Like<\/strong> button in the sidebar to your right and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LenPenzo\">become a fan of Len Penzo dot Com on Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>2. Make sure you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LenPenzo\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"mailto:lenpenzolist@aweber.com\">Subscribe via email<\/a> too!<\/p>\n<p>And last, but not least &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>4. Consider becoming a <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/membership-account\">Len Penzo dot Com Insider<\/a>! Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Letters, I Get Letters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every week I feature the most interesting question or comment &#8212; assuming I get one, that is. And folks who are lucky enough to have the only question in the mailbag get their letter highlighted here whether it&#8217;s interesting or not! You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After reading staff writer Enero Febrero&#8217;s timely piece on <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id47586-should-you-invest-in-cryptocurrencies.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cryptocurrency investment considerations<\/a>, <strong>Carrie<\/strong> shared this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;It&#8217;s good to see someone on this site who isn&#8217;t against any and all investment into crypto!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Enero&#8217;s a smart guy, Carrie. 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