{"id":38387,"date":"2016-07-23T05:15:46","date_gmt":"2016-07-23T12:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=38387"},"modified":"2025-02-15T09:29:07","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T17:29:07","slug":"black-coffee-the-greatest-lie-ever-told-and-other-fish-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id38387-black-coffee-the-greatest-lie-ever-told-and-other-fish-stories.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: The Greatest Lie Ever Told &#8212; and Other Fish Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-23820\" title=\"black coffee\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg 500w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe<\/em> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, off we go &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> I see McDonald&#8217;s has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalpost.com\/article\/6784085\/2016\/07\/21\/big-mac-latest-casualty-venezuela-shortages\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stopped selling Big Macs<\/a> in the People&#8217;s Socialist Paradise<sup>TM<\/sup> of Venezuela. Apparently, they&#8217;re having trouble sourcing the middle bun that&#8217;s used to separate those two all-beef patties from each other. And you thought their national TP shortage was a travesty.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Then again, considering that a measly serving of McDonald&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/national-security\/2015\/11\/06\/mcdonalds-french-fries-return-to-venezuela-at-133-a-pop\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">fries sells there for around $133<\/a> at the official government exchange rate, it probably doesn&#8217;t matter anyway. No, I didn&#8217;t forget a decimal point.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> And things will only get worse for Big Mac lovers in Venezuela next year because the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketwatch.com\/story\/venezuelas-inflation-is-set-to-top-1600-next-year-2016-07-18-81032112\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">inflation rate is expected to top 1640%<\/a>. Prolly no big loss; who would pay $8000 for two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun? Heck, I won&#8217;t even pay $3.99.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Socialist economic fairy tales aren&#8217;t only crumbling in Venezuela; they&#8217;re being exposed in the US too. It turns out yet another Obamacare exchange went <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/business\/ct-obamacare-plan-shutdown-fallout-0714-biz-20160713-story.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">out of business<\/a> this week. For the record, 16 of 23 exchanges have now officially flatlined, putting Obamacare one step closer to oblivion. Nope. Nobody ever saw <em>that<\/em> coming. No, siree.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Well &#8230; at least Americans who liked their doctor got to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qpa-5JdCnmo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">keep their doctor<\/a> &#8212; while enjoying those <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_o65vMUk5so\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">annual $2500 premium reductions<\/a>. Oh, wait &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Those fables are doozies but, if you ask precious metals expert Ted Butler, neither are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silverseek.com\/commentary\/greatest-lie-ever-told-15774\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the greatest lie ever told<\/a>. He says that dubious distinction belongs to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission&#8217;s claim that the silver market isn&#8217;t manipulated. He has a point.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> After all, silver <em>is<\/em> currently selling for 86% less than it did in 1980 on an inflation-adjusted basis &#8212; despite the National Debt growing 20-fold over that same period. (Psst. Maybe you should consider getting some.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Meanwhile, more than 1000 men slept on the streets of New York City this week for a chance at landing <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.cbslocal.com\/2016\/07\/17\/plumbers-union-apprenticeship-program\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">a few plumber jobs<\/a> that pay between $40 and $67 an hour. You&#8217;d think in a, um, &#8220;booming&#8221; economy employers would have trouble finding potential applicants.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Maybe those would-be pipe-fitters should consider a career in manufacturing instead because, if the latest data is to be believed, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.markit.com\/Commentary\/Get\/22072016-Economics-Sharpest-rise-in-US-manufacturing-production-since-November-2015?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MarkitPMIsAndEconomicData+%28Markit+PMIs+and+Economic+Data%29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">manufacturing payrolls surged<\/a> at the fastest pace in 12 months and new business expanded at the fastest clip since last November. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> If that good news is true, then the Fed has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2016-07-22\/fed-runs-out-excuses-us-manufacturing-bounces-back-9-month-highs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">absolutely no excuses<\/a> &#8212; none, zilch, 0.0, <em>nada<\/em> &#8212; for avoiding a tiny 25-basis-point interest rate hike at their next meeting. But they will. So connect the dots, dear readers.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Those of you who enjoy having politicians and bankers blow smoke up your backside can continue living life with your head in the sand. The truth is, the Fed can&#8217;t raise interest rates to any appreciable degree because the global financial system is now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2016-07-19\/financial-system-breaking-down-unimaginable-pace\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">breaking down<\/a> at an almost unimaginable pace.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Mathematically, the current system is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bonnerandpartners.com\/why-our-elastic-money-system-is-doomed-to-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">doomed to failure<\/a>. That&#8217;s bad news if you plan on relying on a pension in retirement &#8212; public or private.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Don&#8217;t think that the central banks aren&#8217;t aware that the international monetary system is on its last legs; they most certainly are. Once you accept this, the fact that they&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2016-07-16\/global-central-banks-are-collective-suicide-mission\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">committing collective financial suicide<\/a> begins to make sense. Well &#8230; in a twisted sort of way.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Needless to say, the only way to extricate ourselves from the economic mess we find ourselves in is by <a href=\"https:\/\/mises.org\/library\/repudiating-national-debt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">repudiating the massive debt<\/a> and impossible financial promises that have been made over the years, coupled with a return to sound money.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, that will bring out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/SB10001424127887324100904578403213835796062\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the torches and pitchforks<\/a> &#8212; which is why the bankers and politicians will muddle on until the current system finally goes belly-up. Unfortunately for them, time is no longer on their side.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Pokemon GO craze makes me embarrassed to be a part of the human race, but this too shall pass. Read on to find out just how big it is:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>3<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Weeks since Pokemon GO was originally released to the public.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>10.8<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Percentage of all US smartphones that had the app installed on them during the first two weeks.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>72,999<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Number of times the smartphone app has been downloaded in the last 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$163,099<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Earnings the game developer pocketed during the same 15 minute period.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$15,657,504<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The game developer&#8217;s estimated daily earnings.<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/siliconangle.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/18\/crazy-heres-pokemon-go-by-the-numbers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Silicon Angle<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"121\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Results<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What is your favorite personal finance board game?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Monopoly (60%)<\/li>\n<li>Life (21%)<\/li>\n<li>Something else. (10%)<\/li>\n<li>Settlers of Catan (7%)<\/li>\n<li>Payday (1%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nearly 1000 people responded to last week&#8217;s question and, I&#8217;m sure to no one&#8217;s surprise, Monopoly was the personal-finance game of choice for a large majority of Len Penzo dot Com readers. I actually prefer Life to Monopoly &#8212; if only because I could always count on finishing the game in about a half hour.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top 5 articles viewed by my <strong>10,618<\/strong> RSS feed, weekly email subscribers and followers over the past 30 days (excluding Black Coffee posts):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id686-18-things-you-didnt-know-about-automated-teller-machines.html\">This Amazing Fruit Reduces My Grocery Bill by $300 Every Year<\/a><\/li>\n<li>18 Amazing Facts You Didn&#8217;t Know About ATM Machines<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id37646-14-things-you-should-never-spend-money-on-while-traveling-3.html\">14 Things You Should Never Spend Money on While Traveling<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id13722-5-tips-for-avoiding-buyers-remorse-that-i-learned-the-hard-way-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">5 Tips for Avoiding Buyers&#8217; Remorse That I Learned the Hard Way<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is It Better to Buy, Lease or Hire-Purchase a New Car?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Hey, while you&#8217;re here, please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. 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You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael<\/strong> wrote in this week to tell me he&#8217;s had enough:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve deleted your trashy website from my favorites. Hope your blog improves in the future. Good luck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Don&#8217;t hold your breath, Michael. It&#8217;s been all downhill since <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id1741-better-late-than-never.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">my first post<\/a> in 2008.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Len Penzo and I approved this message.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">Photo Credit: brendan-<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230; Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. 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