{"id":36925,"date":"2016-04-23T05:15:23","date_gmt":"2016-04-23T12:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=36925"},"modified":"2025-01-01T10:18:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T18:18:43","slug":"black-coffee-if-youre-smart-youll-avoid-the-pooh-pooh-platter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id36925-black-coffee-if-youre-smart-youll-avoid-the-pooh-pooh-platter.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: If You&#8217;re Smart, You&#8217;ll Avoid the Pooh-Pooh Platter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-31075\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"black coffee\" width=\"275\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee.jpg 500w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/black-coffee-50x38.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>Trust me: business travel is no fun. I left my Southern California home on Sunday morning to catch a flight to Huntsville, Alabama for a week-long trip; one epic thunderstorm, two delayed flights and an outright cancellation later, I finally reached my destination &#8212; late in the morning <em>on Tuesday<\/em>, 51 hours after I walked out my front door. Uh huh.<\/p>\n<p>It gets better: The good folks at American Airlines refused to give me my luggage after my connecting flight in Dallas was unceremoniously cancelled. Their unsympathetic employee at the baggage claim counter told a baker&#8217;s dozen of us looking to retrieve our luggage for the night in no uncertain terms &#8212; and with jaw-dropping attitude, to boot &#8212; to go fly a kite because she &#8220;didn&#8217;t have the personnel to pull your bags!&#8221; Never mind that she had almost two hours to find somebody to complete the task. And never mind that the next available flight American had into Huntsville &#8212; or the next-closest location for that matter, Nashville &#8212; was two days away.<\/p>\n<p>So my luggage continued on to Huntsville and got there Sunday evening. As for me &#8230; I was shuttled to an airport motel &#8212; which I had to pay for &#8212; with only the clothes on my back, where I served a two-night sentence for being stupid enough to fly American Airlines to Huntsville through Dallas on a Sunday in springtime.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, the trip was fine. So &#8230; how was your week?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> I probably shouldn&#8217;t complain about business travel &#8212; especially considering that 19.7% of all American families currently have <a href=\"http:\/\/freebeacon.com\/issues\/1-5-families-u-s-no-one-works\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">nobody working<\/a>. Granted, the number has been relatively constant since 1995, but still &#8230; It&#8217;s more proof that American &#8220;prosperity&#8221; is largely smoke and mirrors &#8212; and has been for a long time.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, sobering statistics like that only bolster financial analyst Jim Grant&#8217;s claim that <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4293549\/james-grant-united-states-debt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the US is insolvent<\/a>. Hogwash, you say? Well &#8230; if you can credibly explain how every American can pay off their $43,000 &#8212; and rapidly growing &#8212; share of the National Debt when so many are unemployed in the first place, I&#8217;d love to hear it. I said &#8220;credibly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Naturally, <del>some<\/del> too many people think <a href=\"https:\/\/mises.org\/blog\/james-grant-points-out-us-broke-left-goes-nuts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">strawman arguments, tautology and ad hominem attacks<\/a> are credible ways of discrediting those who point out that the US is bankrupt. Psst. They&#8217;re not.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Then again, forget the National Debt; most people are having trouble coming up with enough cash to pay their Obamacare premiums &#8212; which is bad news considering the spokesman for US health insurers is warning that next year&#8217;s O-care premium increases will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefiscaltimes.com\/2016\/04\/21\/Get-Ready-Huge-Obamacare-Premium-Hikes-2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the largest in history<\/a>. Forward!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Oh sure, Americans can worry about how to cover those ridiculously-high Obamacare deductibles <em>after<\/em> they get sick. In the meantime, I&#8217;ll keep watching for that 3000% healthcare premium discount that the President promised those of us with employer-based healthcare plans would see if Obamacare passed. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lUd-slJc-GY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">No, really<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> I&#8217;m sure that 3000% reduction claim was an innocent mistake. The President prolly just misspoke; he actually meant to say, &#8220;3000% <em>increase<\/em> in premiums.&#8221; Or &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_o65vMUk5so\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">$2500 reduction<\/a>.&#8221; Oh wait &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> One thing&#8217;s for sure: If we don&#8217;t see those lower Obamacare premiums soon, then we <em>never<\/em> will because the <a href=\"http:\/\/thehill.com\/policy\/healthcare\/276366-insurers-warn-losses-from-obamacare-are-unsustainable\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">floundering healthcare scheme<\/a> could soon find itself in an irreversible death spiral. I know. But like that little ol&#8217; ant, I&#8217;ve got high hopes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Obamacare is a prime example of how government subsidies and control make markets dysfunctional. In the People&#8217;s Socialist Paradise of Venezuela<sup><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">TM<\/span><\/sup> an Internet, cable and phone service bundle costs pennies per month. <em>Ole!<\/em> But now that Venezuela has run out of other people&#8217;s money, their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/venezuela-no-toilet-paper-now-lousy-phone-055513565.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">telecom grid is disintegrating<\/a>, if not outright disappearing. Hear that, Bernie?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Pooh-pooh all you want, folks, but the US is on the same unsustainable economic trajectory as Venezuela &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lewrockwell.com\/2016\/04\/jack-perry\/end-not-near\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">or Detroit, for that matter<\/a>. How else do you think the Motor City went from being one of America&#8217;s wealthiest large cities to arguably its most destitute in less than 50 years? Hint: It <em>wasn&#8217;t<\/em> due to libertarian policies.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Sadly, most Americans believe the U. S. of A. will never run out of other people&#8217;s money. They better think again. And if the Saudi&#8217;s follow through on their recent threat to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/04\/16\/world\/middleeast\/saudi-arabia-warns-ofeconomic-fallout-if-congress-passes-9-11-bill.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">liquidate all of their Treasury holdings<\/a>, our day of reckoning may get here sooner than anyone thinks.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(The Best of)<\/span> By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A little more on Detroit:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>5<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Detroit&#8217;s rank among the most populous US cities in 1950.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>1,800,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Number of Detroit residents in 1950.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>680,250<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Population of Detroit in 2016.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>17<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Number of US cities that are larger than Detroit today.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>30,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Number of current and retired city workers.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$18,000,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Detroit&#8217;s total debt and liabilities.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$26,460<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Current liability for every resident of Detroit.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$9,200,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Unfunded pension and healthcare liabilities claimed by Detroit&#8217;s two pension funds.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$306,666<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Average pension liability for every current and retired city employee.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/nation\/2013\/07\/18\/detroit-prepares-bankruptcy-filing-friday\/2552819\/\">USA Today<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/business\/detroit-bankruptcy-could-hit-millions-public-sector-retirees-6C10681571\">NBC News<\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Results<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What grade would you give the current state of your personal finances?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>B (45%)<\/li>\n<li>C (22%)<\/li>\n<li>A (21%)<\/li>\n<li>D (8%)<\/li>\n<li>F (4%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 1000 people responded to last week&#8217;s question and I&#8217;m happy to see that 2 in 3 Len Penzo dot Com readers say the personal finance line on their report card is showing an &#8216;A&#8217; or a &#8216;B&#8217; &#8212; in other words, above average to excellent. That&#8217;s good to know &#8212; assuming there&#8217;s no grade inflation going on. At the other end of the spectrum, slightly more than 1 in 10 give themselves a &#8216;D&#8217; or &#8216;F&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"110\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top 5 articles viewed by my <strong>9074<\/strong> RSS feed and weekly email subscribers over the past 30 days (excluding Black Coffee posts):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id36180-why-it-pays-to-pay-attention-when-you-buy-in-bulk-2.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Why It Pays to Pay Attention When You Buy In Bulk<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id13789-the-50-biggest-money-mistakes-household-ceos-make-2.html\">The 50 Biggest Money Mistakes Household CEOs Make<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id36744-100-words-on-why-grandma-was-probably-smarter-than-you-about-money.html\">Why Grandma Was Probably Smarter Than You About Money<\/a><\/li>\n<li>11 Ways to Make Your Retirement Savings Grow Faster<\/li>\n<li>5 Affordable Ways to Upgrade an Outdated Bathroom<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Hey, while you&#8217;re here, please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on that <strong>Like<\/strong> button in the sidebar to your right and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LenPenzo\">become a fan of Len Penzo dot Com on Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>2. Make sure you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LenPenzo\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"mailto:lenpenzolist@aweber.com\">Subscribe via email<\/a> too!<\/p>\n<p>And last, but not least &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>4. Consider becoming a <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/membership-account\">Len Penzo dot Com Insider<\/a>! Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Letters, I Get Letters <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every week I feature the most interesting question or comment &#8212; assuming I get one, that is. And folks who are lucky enough to have the only question in the mailbag get their letter highlighted here whether it&#8217;s interesting or not! You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This week <strong>Melinda<\/strong> left this, well &#8230; let&#8217;s call it &#8220;unexpected&#8221; note in my email inbox:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Len, The cure for my loneliness is in your pants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Really? Three pennies, two nickels, a Swiss army knife and some lint?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Len Penzo and I approved this message.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">Photo Credit: brendan-c<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230; Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. Trust me: business travel is no fun. 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