{"id":31205,"date":"2015-05-09T05:15:37","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T12:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=31205"},"modified":"2022-05-19T07:22:49","modified_gmt":"2022-05-19T14:22:49","slug":"black-coffee-sorry-but-this-pig-is-going-to-need-more-lipstick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id31205-black-coffee-sorry-but-this-pig-is-going-to-need-more-lipstick.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Sorry, But This Pig Is Going to Need More Lipstick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-23820\" title=\"black coffee\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg 500w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get right to it this week &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Don&#8217;t look now, but Texas legislators are considering a bill that would <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/justice\/2015\/05\/07\/3656179\/texas-lawmakers-take-first-step-towards-legalizing-marijuana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">legalize marijuana<\/a>. Yes, <em>that<\/em> Texas.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Hey, did you see this? According to the latest government statistics, employers added <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/05\/09\/business\/economy\/jobs-report-unemployment-april.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">233,000 new jobs<\/a> last month, bringing the US unemployment rate down to 5.4%. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Unfortunately, as Zero Hedge points out, the quality of all these new jobs is dubious at best: The reported jobs increase was due entirely to part-time positions &#8212; that&#8217;s because there was a net <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2015-05-08\/part-time-jobs-soar-437000-full-time-jobs-tumble-stay-firmly-under-pre-recession-hig\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">loss of 252,000 full-time jobs<\/a> in April.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> If that wasn&#8217;t bad enough, the number of working Americans in their prime career-building years &#8212; folks between 25 and 54 &#8212; declined again in April. Incredibly, despite the &#8220;recovery&#8221; &#8212; and an increasing population &#8212; there are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2015-05-08\/old-workers-hit-new-all-time-high-all-april-jobs-go-55-and-older\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">4 million fewer<\/a> people aged 25-54 working today than in 2007.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> I guess that big bump in part-jobs goes a long way toward explaining why last month there was, sadly, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2015-05-08\/april-there-were-26-waiters-and-bartenders-every-manufacturing-job-added\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">only one manufacturing job<\/a> created for every 26 waitresses and bartenders that were hired. Did I just hear &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.creators.com\/conservative\/pat-buchanan\/on-a-fast-track-to-national-ruin.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">last call<\/a>&#8221; for the US economy?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> On a related note, for every manufacturing job in Baltimore, there are <em>six<\/em> government jobs. Yes, six. In a productive economy, those numbers would be reversed. In fact, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnsnews.com\/news\/article\/terence-p-jeffrey\/207-jobs-baltimore-are-government-jobs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">21% of all jobs<\/a> in Baltimore belong to government bureaucrats.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> One thing is certain: If there were more manufacturing jobs in America &#8212; and far fewer government paper pushers &#8212; the US wouldn&#8217;t have had its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/money\/business\/2015\/05\/05\/trade-deficit-march\/26883119\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">worst trade deficit<\/a> since 2009 last month. Our wallets would be fatter too.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> You know the US government is far too big when it&#8217;s expected to finish 2015 with yet another budget deficit, despite taking in record tax revenue this year. The IRS picked taxpayers&#8217; pockets for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2015\/may\/7\/feds-set-tax-haul-record-472-billion-one-month\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$472 billion<\/a> &#8230; in April alone.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Meanwhile, Greece, which straddles three seas &#8212; the Mediterranean Sea, the Aegean Sea, and the Sea of Red Ink &#8212; is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-3068975\/Greece-introduces-mandatory-surcharges-cashpoints-desperate-attempt-raise-money-stop-panicked-citizens-withdrawing-life-savings-country-s-beleaguered-banks.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">imposing a surcharge<\/a> for all cash withdrawals as a last-ditch measure to prevent citizens from making a run on the country&#8217;s banks.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, although denial is widespread, the rest of the world is in the same financial boat as Greece &#8212; which they&#8217;ll discover soon enough. It&#8217;s probably why Russia recently joined China in aggressively <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2015\/apr\/30\/l-todd-wood-russia-hoarding-gold-you-should-worry\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">increasing its gold hoard<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span>Can you guess which country currently has the most <a href=\"http:\/\/www.visualcapitalist.com\/canada-has-the-most-overvalued-housing-market-in-world-chart\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">overpriced housing market<\/a> in the world? Go ahead; I&#8217;ll wait while you think about it. If you said, Canada, well &#8230; give yourself a gold star.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Then again, if the People&#8217;s Democratic Republic of San Francisco was a country it would give Canada a run for its money. A 291-square foot &#8220;apartment&#8221; there <a href=\"https:\/\/homes.yahoo.com\/blogs\/spaces\/san-francisco-s-smallest-apartment-174145751.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">just sold for $415,000<\/a> &#8212; after a bidding war increased the price by 40%. Suckers!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> Market froth isn&#8217;t limited to housing. Despite April&#8217;s dubious employment data, the Dow had one of its <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2015\/05\/08\/investing\/stocks-market-surge-jobs-report\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">best days of the year<\/a>, as it surged 1.5% on Friday. As for the S&amp;P 500, less than 10% of its 500 companies finished in the red. I know.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit:<\/strong><\/span> I&#8217;m not the only one who thinks there&#8217;s more than a little irrational exuberance in the markets. For her part, Janet Yellen recently admitted that she thought stock valuations were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2015\/05\/06\/us-usa-fed-yellen-idUSKBN0NR1JI20150506\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dangerously high<\/a> too. No, really.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> And finally &#8230; This week former Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner said that another financial crisis was going to <a href=\"http:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/news\/financial-crisis-happen-again-not-113606903.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">happen again<\/a> at some point. He also said it wouldn&#8217;t be anything like the last one in 2008. He&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s going to be worse. Please &#8230; prepare accordingly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little postscript on potential impacts to the Lone Star State if the pot legalization effort there eventually succeeds:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>2,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Pounds of marijuana seized by the US Border Patrol in Texas during the last fiscal year.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>1327<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Prisoners incarcerated in Texas last year for criminal possession or distribution of marijuana.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$60<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Amount that Lone Star State sheriff offices spend per day for each prisoner.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$230,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Estimated taxpayer savings over next five years if marijuana is legalized (due to reduced incarceration and enforcement costs).<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$7,400,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Estimated fine and court revenue counties in the Lone Star State would lose annually if marijuana is legalized.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$76,000,000<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Tax revenue collected by Colorado for recreational and medicinal marijuana in 2014.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>0<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Tax revenue Texas would collect if marijuana is legalized there. The current bill under consideration doesn&#8217;t call for any fees or taxes to sell weed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ksat.com\/content\/pns\/ksat\/news\/2015\/05\/07\/marijuana-math--the-numbers-on-legalization.html\">KSAT<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"60\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Result<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How many keys are on your key ring?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>3 or 4 (32%)<\/li>\n<li>5 or 6 (21%)<\/li>\n<li>1 or 2 (18%)<\/li>\n<li>7 or 8 (17%)<\/li>\n<li>9 or 10 (7%)<\/li>\n<li>11 or more (5%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 600 people chimed in to answer last week&#8217;s question and all I&#8217;ve got to say is this: Although I can&#8217;t imagine why anybody would need to carry 11 or more keys around on a day-to-day basis, apparently 1 of every 20 Len Penzo dot Com readers do so. That&#8217;s got to be <em>really<\/em> comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>(By the way, the maker of my polling plug-in updated his software this week. It appears as if that has fixed the frozen voting button issue that many people have had for the past several months.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top &#8212; and bottom &#8212; five states in terms of the average number of pages viewed per visit here at Len Penzo dot Com over the past 30 days:<\/p>\n<p>1. New Mexico (2.24 pages\/visit)<br \/>\n2. North Dakota (2.03)<br \/>\n3. Utah (2.00)<br \/>\n4. Alaska (1.94)<br \/>\n5. Pennsylvania (1.91)<\/p>\n<p>46. Nebraska (1.44)<br \/>\n47. Kansas (1.40)<br \/>\n48. California (1.39)<br \/>\n49. Vermont (1.27)<br \/>\n50. Wyoming (1.26)<\/p>\n<p>Whether you happen to enjoy what you&#8217;re reading (like all of my friends in New Mexico) &#8212; or not (ahem, Wyoming) &#8212; please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on that <strong>Like<\/strong> button in the sidebar to your right and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LenPenzo\">become a fan of Len Penzo dot Com on Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>2. Make sure you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LenPenzo\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"mailto:lenpenzolist@aweber.com\">Subscribe via email<\/a> too!<\/p>\n<p>And last, but not least &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>4. Consider becoming a <a href=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/membership-account\">Len Penzo dot Com Insider<\/a>! Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Letters, I Get Letters <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every week I feature the most interesting question or comment &#8212; assuming I get one, that is. And folks who are lucky enough to have the only question in the mailbag get their letter highlighted here whether it&#8217;s interesting or not! You can reach out to me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After reading my suggestion regarding the smartest way to eliminate credit card debt, <strong>Walt<\/strong> shared a long list of his own personal finance tips and observations, including this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The evil cable company has lost its grip on me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Me too, Walt! Unfortunately, I&#8217;m now in the clutches of the satellite company.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Len Penzo and I approved this message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230; Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. 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