{"id":25077,"date":"2014-05-17T13:01:12","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T20:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/?p=25077"},"modified":"2014-06-06T08:53:40","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T15:53:40","slug":"black-coffee-um-would-you-like-fries-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/id25077-black-coffee-um-would-you-like-fries-with-that.html","title":{"rendered":"Black Coffee: Um, Would You Like Fries with That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-23820\" title=\"black coffee\" src=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee.jpg 500w, https:\/\/lenpenzo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/black-coffee-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><em>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe<\/em> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.<\/p>\n<p>I just got back from a business trip to Boston, so I&#8217;ve got an espresso edition of Black Coffee for you this week. I know what you&#8217;re thinking but, ounce for ounce, I promise it packs the same punch as the regular fare &#8212; or your money back.<\/p>\n<p>I love visiting Boston, especially in springtime. It is one of America&#8217;s great cities and, I&#8217;ve been there more than two dozen times now. Needless to say, because Boston has an extremely rich history, there is <em>a lot<\/em> of stuff to see and do. My favorite section of Boston is the North End, which is the city&#8217;s Italian enclave and home of Paul Revere.<\/p>\n<p><em>What?<\/em> You didn&#8217;t know Paul Revere was Italian?<\/p>\n<p>All joking aside, I usually can&#8217;t leave Boston without making at least one trip to the North End for a taste of the authentic Italian cuisine there.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, time to get to it. Off we go &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credits and Debits<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> I see some fast food workers across America walked off the job last Thursday. A fry-cook spokesman for a group in Oakland deadpanned that his unskilled entry-level position is worth <a href=\"http:\/\/sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com\/2014\/05\/15\/fast-food-workers-in-oakland-walk-off-jobs-want-higher-pay-right-to-unionize-burger-king-wendys-kfc-jack-in-the-box-carls-jr-taco-bell-dominos-pizza\/\">$15 per hour<\/a>. Heh. If more money is his goal, he should try a career in comedy.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> I wonder if the strikers in Oakland are willing to move to Switzerland. On Sunday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/world\/2014\/05\/16\/swiss-minimum-wage\/9166687\/\">the Swiss are voting<\/a> to raise the minimum wage there for burger flippers and other unskilled labor to <em>$25 per hour<\/em>. I know.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>Perhaps we should all be rooting for the oafs in Oakland and the misguided Swiss socialists. If being able to say, &#8220;Would you like fries with that?&#8221; is worth somewhere between $30,000 and $50,000 per year, then how much are <em>skilled<\/em> jobs really worth?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>Here&#8217;s some good news: Federal receipts hit an <a href=\"http:\/\/cnsnews.com\/news\/article\/terence-p-jeffrey\/federal-tax-revenues-set-record-through-april\">all-time high<\/a> last month. Through April, US Treasury revenue in 2014 is already more than $1.75 trillion. That&#8217;s a lot of dough. Remember that the next time your Congressman claims taxes are too low.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Now the bad news: Despite the record influx of cash into Treasury coffers, the government is <em>still<\/em> running a fiscal deficit in 2014; it&#8217;s currently more than $600 billion &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usdebtclock.org\/\">and counting<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>That&#8217;s just more proof that America&#8217;s fiscal problems aren&#8217;t due to a lack of <em>revenue<\/em> &#8212; it&#8217;s because of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.learnliberty.org\/videos\/does-government-have-revenue-or-spending-problem\/\">too much <em>spending<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Of course, unlike businesses in the private-sector, the government can print money out of thin air &#8212; so it has no real incentive to cut costs. Otherwise, far less than $5 billion would have been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefiscaltimes.com\/Articles\/2014\/05\/13\/Over-5-Billion-and-Counting-Obamacare-Websites\">spent on the implementation<\/a> of Obamacare websites. (So far.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> &#8220;Unpossible!&#8221; you say? There&#8217;s been so much mismanagement and waste, the government has spent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2014\/05\/obamacare-cost-failed-exchanges-106535.html\">$474 million<\/a> just to develop and implement <em>four<\/em> (count &#8217;em, four) <em>broken<\/em> (yes, broken) Obamacare exchanges: Massachusetts, Oregon, Nevada, and Maryland. And &#8230; it&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Then there&#8217;s Hawaii. So far, they&#8217;ve spent $100 million in taxpayer funds to develop their Obamacare exchange &#8212; and almost 10,000 people have signed up! (Um, before you get too excited &#8230; that comes out to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/insurance-ceo-shut-down-hawaii-021453745.html\">$10,000 per enrollee<\/a>. Unbelievable.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>Cue the &#8220;Len is a heartless crackpot!&#8221; cries from folks who have never met a Big Government politician they didn&#8217;t like in three, two, one &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> Thankfully, Obamacare is such a great idea, everybody is clamoring to sign up &#8212; otherwise the government might feel compelled to waste $700 million on a marketing campaign that tries to convince people why they should enroll, even though it makes zero financial sense. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanthinker.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/obamacare_national_marketing_campaign_to_cost_700_million.html\">Oh wait<\/a> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>I guess $700 million doesn&#8217;t buy what it used to. After all, that&#8217;s what it cost to build the Freedom Tower&#8217;s brand new <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/wireStory\/things-911-museum-23718655\">9\/11 Memorial and plaza<\/a>. As for the marketing campaign for Obamacare &#8230; well, it gave us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/magazine\/story\/2013\/12\/opinion-rich-lowry-obamacare-affordable-care-act-pajama-boy-an-insufferable-man-child-101304.html#.U3e45i9dCGc\">Pajama Boy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Credit: <\/strong><\/span>By the way, if you think all of that Obamacare incompetence, waste, fraud and abuse is bad, then just imagine what we&#8217;re in for once these same bureaucrats start managing our healthcare. Forward!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Debit:<\/strong><\/span> The staggering costs being spent to prop up the Obamacare debacle is yet another sign that the good ship America hit its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dallasnews.com\/business\/columnists\/cheryl-hall\/20140204-author-predicts-economic-icebergs-ahead.ece\">economic iceberg<\/a> awhile ago. You can spend your time rearranging deck chairs &#8212; or you can find a lifeboat while there&#8217;s still time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the Numbers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey! It&#8217;s only money &#8212; they can always print more. The enormous costs of state Obamacare exchanges:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$51 million <\/strong><\/span><\/span>Amount of federal grants that Nevada has spent on their system &#8212; so far.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$57 million<\/strong><\/span><\/span> Amount that Massachusetts has acknowledged spending. (And they&#8217;re asking for an additional $121 million! Hey, why not?)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$118 million<\/strong><\/span><\/span> The price to build Maryland&#8217;s crippled exchange. They&#8217;re attempting to switch to the technology that runs Connecticut&#8217;s exchange.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$248 million <\/strong><\/span><\/span>Money spent to build Oregon&#8217;s healthcare exchange. It has since been abandoned in favor of the federal website.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong>$4.7 billion<\/strong><\/span><\/span> (That&#8217;s <em>billion<\/em>, with a &#8216;b&#8217;.) Amount the federal government has doled out to states for Obamacare exchange development.<\/p>\n<p><em>Source: Politico<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Other Useless News <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top &#8212; and bottom &#8212; five Canadian provinces and territories in terms of the average number of pages viewed per visit here at Len Penzo dot Com over the past 30 days:<\/p>\n<p>1.British Columbia (2.42 pages\/visit)<br \/>\n2. Prince Edward Island (2.33)<br \/>\n3. Saskatchewan (2.05)<br \/>\n4.Ontario (1.87)<br \/>\n5. Alberta (1.79)<\/p>\n<p>9. Manitoba (1.68)<br \/>\n10. New Brunswick (1.67)<br \/>\n11. Quebec (1.64)<br \/>\n12. Northwest Territories (1.50)<br \/>\n13. Nunavut (1.00)<\/p>\n<p>Whether you happen to enjoy what you&#8217;re reading (like those cold and crazy canucks in British Columbia, eh) &#8212; or not (you hosers living on the frozen Nunavut tundra) &#8212; please don&#8217;t forget to:<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on that <strong>Like<\/strong> button in the sidebar to your right and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LenPenzo\">become a fan of Len Penzo dot Com on Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>2. Make sure you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/LenPenzo\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>! And last, but not least&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. Don&#8217;t forget to <a href=\"mailto:lenpenzolist@aweber.com\">subscribe via email<\/a> too! Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Week&#8217;s Poll Result<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How much money do you have in your wallet right now?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>$21 &#8211; $50 (29%)<\/li>\n<li>$1 &#8211; $20 (24%)<\/li>\n<li>More than $100. (18%)<\/li>\n<li>$51 &#8211; $100 (15%)<\/li>\n<li>$0 (14%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>More than 400 people answered this week&#8217;s survey question. Guess what. Two out of three people who took the survey had $50 or less in their wallet &#8212; including 14% who carried no cash at all. Then again, almost one in five had enough spare cash in their wallet to make change for a $100 bill. I try to keep the amount of cash in my wallet between $50 and $100. Right now, however, I&#8217;ve got just two bills in my wallet that total exactly $25 &#8212; and that means it&#8217;s time for me to ask the Honeybee for a cash recharge.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Question of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>[poll id=\"7\"]<\/code><\/p>\n<p><strong>Letters, I Get Letters <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every week I feature the most interesting question or comment &#8212; assuming I get one, that is. And folks who are lucky enough to have the only question in the mailbag get their letter highlighted here whether it&#8217;s interesting or not! You can reach me at: <strong>Len@LenPenzo.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This week,<strong> Jack<\/strong> sent me an email with the subject &#8220;Black Coffee&#8221;. Apparently a man of few words, he got right to the point:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;You complain too much.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Hold on, Jack &#8230; I&#8217;m not complaining; I&#8217;m just telling the truth.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Len Penzo and I approved this message.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">Photo Credit: brendan-c<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe &#8230; Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what&#8217;s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. 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