It seems like I’m always being bombarded with countless ads from companies offering home burglar alarm installation and monitoring services. Maybe that’s because 83% of homes in the US don’t have a security system in place to ward off potential thieves.
Are those homeowners crazy? Or crazy like a fox?
I took the plunge and got one not long after moving into my current home and it certainly provided peace of mind
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We all come across things in life that are wildly popular, even though it makes little sense to us.
Take “Duck Dynasty” — going into its fourth season, it’s one of the hottest shows on cable television.
I recently watched a couple of episodes for the first time and, frankly, I don’t see what all the buzz is about.
Then there’s sushi; it’s loved by millions of people the world over. I
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Awhile back I bought four new tires for my 1997 Honda Civic. The tires came with a pro-rated 65,000-mile guarantee and were $74 each, or just under $300 for the entire set.
As the salesman was tallying up the bill he asked me if I would like to purchase the extended warranty for my brand new tires.
“And how much is that?” I sheepishly asked.
“It’s only $9.95,” came the salesman’s immediate reply.
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Most of you know I’ve had a hate/hate relationship with Ticketmaster for a long time now.
After all, this is the company that wrote the book on ridiculous consumer fees that, many people argue, only serve to exploit their hapless customers; it’s a practice that’s all the more galling because of their current market dominance which, if you ask me, borders on a monopoly.
Last weekend, Ticketmaster gave me yet another excuse
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Usually, the only warm-blooded creature in the house that ever bothers to get up and acknowledge me when I come through the front door is my dog, Major.
So I knew something was wrong when I walked through the door and the Honeybee greeted me with a big kiss.
Needless to say, I cut right to the chase: “OK, what happened?”
“I got a parking ticket.”
“Thirty-five bucks. But I’m innocent!”
“Uh huh. That’s
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Readers: With Ironman 3 breaking box office records last week, I thought it was the perfect time to repost this popular selection from the Len Penzo dot Com archives. — Len
Let me tell you, sometimes this working-for-a-living thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. For the past couple of weeks I’ve been in one of those high-pressure do-or-die phases that requires me to be at the office from six
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Whether we realize it or not, we manage financial risk whenever we take the time to get multiple price estimates from competing contractors. Those who do often get rewarded for their efforts.
As for those who don’t, well … they often end up getting burned.
I learned that lesson the hard way last month after I stupidly decided to forgo the estimates and award a backyard hillside renovation job to the guy
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Last week I needed to venture into my attic to check on some rat traps, so I grabbed my flashlight to help me navigate my way through the rafters. As luck would have it, the flashlight wasn’t working; the last person who used it forgot to turn the darn thing off, so the batteries died.
Anyway, with no spare C-cells in the drawer and an unplanned trip to the store in
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What do a grocery store, a funeral home and a college bookstore have in common? They each sell products with some of the highest markups in retail.
While we don’t want to think of a funeral as a financial transaction, the reality is that we all pay a premium for products that are produced for a fraction of the cost. Though there’s nothing we can do about the price gap between
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I’m not a plumber. In fact, I’m not very handy around the house at all.
If I can’t fix something with a hammer or screwdriver I prefer to pay somebody else to do the work. That’s why I decided to get a professional to reroute and install new plumbing hardware during our kitchen remodel.
Of course, we needed estimates. After making a few calls to local plumbers, the Honeybee presented me with
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