I am now proud to announce Len Penzo dot Com’s initial personal finance horoscope!

No, that’s not a typo.

In order to help my readers divine their nearer-term futures with respect to money and personal finance, I recently decided to try my hand at astrology.

So I studied up, bought some star charts, took some lessons and evaluated the ephemeris as best I could.

I hope you will consider the advice that I have assembled after carefully studying the stars and planets; use this precious information to your best advantage.

Take heed, my readers.  Take heed.

Obligatory Disclaimer:  Okay, I only had one astrology lesson – and it was a self-taught one at that – so my predictions may not be 100% accurate.  That being said, I think this is pretty good for my first attempt…

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 20)  This month, the moon moves into an opposition with Uranus, signaling extra special care

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Obligatory Disclaimer:  Okay, I only had one astrology lesson – and it was a self-taught one at that – so my predictions may not be 100% accurate.

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 20)  Neptune is rising which indicates that some family members have been mooching off you for a little too long now.  Empower them by sharing all your financial wisdom.  Then kick those teenagers out of the house and give them the independence they’ve been asking for – and the sanity you so richly deserve.

Aquarius – (January 21 – February 19)  In addition to being thrifty individuals, Aquarians are a comely lot.  A very very comely lot.  It’s time to capitalize on that financially by starting your own campaign for outer beauty.  So consider sending a few head shots this month to Ford Modeling and a Hollywood agent or two.

Pisces – (February 20 – March 20)  You hate to

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