Black Coffee: A Little Fun with My Dog and Some Peanut Butter

It’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joe…

Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what’s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.  Here’s what caught my attention over the past week…

MajorNext time you parents with kids need an idea for a clever birthday party game that kids under age eight – or guys like me – will surely get a kick out of, try this:  ask everyone to predict how many times the dog will lick its chops after you give him a big glob of peanut butter.

My daughter Nina and I like to do this for fun every once in awhile.  I don’t know why, but I think watching a dog eat peanut butter is one of the funniest things on earth.

The only rule is that you officially stop counting once the dog has gone at least 10 seconds without licking.  Today, our Rhodesian Ridgeback, Major, licked his chops 84 times.  Meanwhile, Nina and I were laughing for at least 2 minutes.

I know.  I need help.

Blogs I’ve Been Following This Week

Free From Broke – Financial Krav Maga: Personal Finance Self-Defense for the Modern Era.  I know what you’re thinking.  WTF is Krav Maga? Until I read this very clever article I thought Krav Maga was one of Godzilla’s over-sized insect foes.  Silly me.

Control Your CashLower Fees Through Prevarication.  Ten bonus points for those of you who don’t have to look up the word “prevarication.”   I didn’t!   Okay, yes I did.

Watson Inc. - Is Extreme Frugality for You? Well, if you ask a Freegan who read Shawn’s article, he’d say “extreme” is definitely in the eye of the beholder.  Crushed possum roadkill can be mighty tasty when seasoned with condiments raided from the local greedy corporate fast food joint, and accompanied with a little stale bread and out-of-date lima beans (from dented cans, of course) fished out of a grocery store dumpster.  It also has to be skillfully prepared, outside an abandoned parking lot lean-to, over a trash can fire started by rubbing together two sticks from a dead chestnut tree, and cooked in a rusty old paint can for a pot.  Mmm.   When do we eat?  I know, right after the lecture on how capitalism makes life unbearably rotten for humans everywhere.

Kiplinger10 Surprising Ways Your State May Tax You Next.  Still not on the list: taxing toilet flushes.  Yet.

Money Beagle5 Ways to Save at the Beach.  Aside: I once had a secretary who owned a beagle named Bagel.

Debt Consolidation Care - (An interview with some goofy guy named Len Penzo.)  Thanks, Sarah!

Debt Vigilante8 Ways I Cut Costs Down to Have More Fun.  Those lovable Freegans might have a problem with this list because the Vigilante didn’t mention dumpster diving and eating roadkill for dinner.

…And Here’s Some Other Posts You Might Enjoy:

Hope to ProsperTrillion Dollar Public Pension Shortfall.

Personal Finance By the Book – New Laws Rock the Debt Settlement World.

Budgets Are Sexy – 5 Things to Always Keep In Your Car.

Eventual MillionaireI Must Do the Thing I Think I Cannot Do.

Wealth InformaticsBorrowing from 401k for First Time Home Down Payment.

Personal Finance FirewallHave You Experienced What Financial Freedom Tastes Like?

Oblivious InvestorDealing With Investment Confusion.

Green Panda Tree HouseThe Ultimate Way to Manage Your E-Mail.

Barbara Friedberg Personal Finance - Need Extra Money? Do Not Do This!

Sweating the Big Stuff – 5 Main Money Gobblers.

Beating BrokeBalanced Billing: Budget Helper.

The Way-Back Machine: Past Posts Of Mine You May Have Missed

From August 2009:

Personal Finance Decisions: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – If the world of personal finance was a spaghetti western, this is what it would look like.

Credits and Debits

Debit: Approximately one half-million people filed new applications for unemployment benefits last week.  That represents a nine-month high for initial claims, and suggests the so-called “summer of recovery” is anything but.

Debit: The reason employers aren’t hiring is simple – there is just too much economic uncertainty brought about by President Obama’s anti-business policies that, some say, is our economic Katrina.

Debit: With all this uncertainty, I’m not the only one who expects this country to flounder – or worse – until we reverse the economically destructive liberal policies that this Congress and President Obama are foisting on the United States.  But there are some who say “bah!” to that because, they say, the only thing we’re really uncertain about is, well, uncertainty.   At best, that’s a glass-half-full opinion, if you ask me.

Credit: I’m normally a glass-half-full guy myself.  Unfortunately, that view becomes delusional when the glass is clearly three-quarters empty.

Debit: My friends at Political Calculations recently did a couple of very enlightening studies that shed light on President Obama’s tax future and spending future based upon his budget plans, where they concluded: “What we find is that even after adjusting for inflation, President Obama intends to permanently increase the federal government’s spending by an average of $576.4 billion during the years from 2010 through 2013. We also see that he doesn’t plan to stop there, as he would plan to spend even more money in 2014 and 2015, the last year for which he projects spending in his Fiscal Year 2011 budget.”

Debit: Even worse, and as Political Calculations showed, although the tax burden will rise significantly for everyone, starting in 2011 and beyond, the deficits will just continue to get even bigger.   There is no way you can spin that by saying the glass is half-full.

Debit: Two big issues contributing to our deficit problems are the absurd pay and benefits enjoyed by public sector employees, which prompted the Freeman’s George Leef to observe, “Karl Marx was right – sort of.  He was right in saying that society is driven by class warfare, but he got the classes wrong. It’s not the case that capitalists exploit workers, but rather that tax consumers exploit taxpayers.”

Credit: If this country is going to survive in its present form, we must drastically reduce the size of the federal government and its spending.   Don’t make the mistake of thinking that’s Tea Party hyperbole either.   We need to elect true fiscal conservatives this November, regardless of their party affiliation.  Otherwise, I fear our country will soon be destroyed from within.

Credit: Meanwhile, in a bit of positive news, MSNBC reports that some architects and real estate websites have declared that the era of the McMansion is all but over.  If true, it’s good to see that most people have finally woken up and realized that a 3000 square foot house for a family of four – or less – is not only excessive, but also a potentially unnecessary strain on their pocket book.

Debit: Then again, after gasoline jumped to $5 per gallon a couple years ago, I thought the era of the over-sized SUV and monster truck was over too.   Oops.

Debit: In other news, the World Health Organization (WHO) called on Friday for the monitoring of a new superbug that is resistant to nearly all antibiotics.  This is the same organization that warned us all in 2007 about an H5N1 bird flu pandemic that never came, resulting in millions of wasted dollars for hastily-created vaccines that were never needed.  Through 2009, there were only 263 deaths from 447 total cases worldwide.   Well, they were close.

Credit: This just in: the World Health Organization just sent out another press release today predicting that, in 2011, the Washington Generals will wrest the NBA title from the Los Angeles Lakers and Billy Bob Thornton will be voted People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive!

By the Numbers

Some fun statistics, courtesy of Wikipedia, on the Washington Generals and their Achilles’ heel, the world famous Harlem Globetrotters.

5 The number of alternate team names for the Generals.   To give the appearance that the Globetrotters play more than one team, the Generals have also donned uniforms representing the Boston Shamrocks, the New Jersey Reds,  the Baltimore Rockets, the New York Nationals, and the Atlantic City Sea Gulls.

6 Between 1953 and 1995, the number of times the Generals have beaten the Harlem Globetrotters.

13,000+ The number of times the Globetrotters have beaten the Generals.

2,499 The Globetrotters’ longest winning streak.  The streak came to an end on January 5, 1971 when the Generals (playing as the New Jersey Reds) won in overtime 100-99.  It was the Globetrotters’ only loss between 1962 and 1995.   According to Wikipedia, Generals’ team owner Louis “Red” Klotz said that after the game the fans, “Looked at us like we killed Santa Claus.”

Other Useless News

Here are the Top 5 Referring sites so far during the month of August (excluding search engines and aggregators).

1. MSN: Smart Spending
2. Time Magazine: It’s Your Money
3. Wisebread
4. Cheap Healthy Good
5. Mint

Thanks to everyone who has linked to me over the past month!  I truly appreciate it.  I’ll be highlighting the Top 25 referring sites at the end of the month.

Oh yes, and here’s another friendly reminder for ya: if you happen to enjoy what you’re reading – or not – please make sure you follow me on Twitter.  And, if you’ll be so kind, don’t forget to subscribe to my RSS feed too!  :-)

Letters, I Get Letters

This week, No Name Please decided to weigh in with this little observation:

“You seem to be oblivious to the fact that you are more often than not so very wrong on so many things.”

I hate to break this to you, NoName, but it’s tough to be oblivious to that when I’ve got the Honeybee telling me the very same thing on an almost daily basis.

If you have a question you’d like to ask, or a comment you’d like to make regarding some of my irritating opinions, please feel free to drop me an e-mail at: Len@LenPenzo.com

I’ll feature the most interesting question or comment I get each week here on Black Coffee – assuming I get one, that is.

If you’re lucky enough to be the only question in the mail bag I’ll highlight your letter, whether it’s interesting or not.  ;-)

Carnival News

This week I had articles featured at the following carnivals:

The Carnival of Personal Finance @ Live Real Now

12 comments to Black Coffee: A Little Fun with My Dog and Some Peanut Butter

  • Len,
    Credit: No one, meaning NO ONE makes a roundup more interesting and fun than you do. As always, I appreciate the link.
    Now…My Dear Len question: When I eat peanut butter, my dog and my wife always laugh at me. Can you help me with this dilemma?

  • Len,

    Thanks for the mention.

    Next time you give Major peanut butter you should videotape it and put it on YouTube. It would beat the pants off that Roomba riding cat :-)

    Here are my current top 5 fiscal conservatives:

    1) Chris Christie (He’s taking on the unions and out of control pensions)
    2) Bob McDonnell (A surplus – seriously?)
    3) Paul Ryan (The man makes beautiful music with a spread sheet although he loses points for voting yes on TARP)
    4) Mitch Daniels (Only if he refuses the state bailout money)
    5) Mitt Romney (He pulled ahead of Tim Pawlenty with this op-ed last week http://bit.ly/ahydMP)

    Who’s on your list?

    Betty

    • Maybe I will make a video, Betty! LOL

      Hmm. My top 5 fiscal conservatives…

      1. Jim DeMint (Rock solid fiscal conservative you can take to the bank. Railed against his own party when Congress was permitting huge deficits to fund Bush’s “compassionate conservative” agenda. Unafraid to out RINOs in Congress.)
      2. Chris Christie (My new hero. Although I found his mosque comments to be a bit pandering and completely unnecessary.)
      3. Ron Paul (You gotta love his stance on abolishing the Fed)
      4. Darrell Issa (Working hard to slow Federal expansion. Called Bernanke “an unindicted co-conspirator” of AIG bailout.)
      5. Mitch Daniels (talking like a true libertarian, also saying gov’t tackling of social “issues” needs to stop immediately.)

      Thanks for the question, Betty! :-)

      • I can’t believe I forgot Ron Paul. He’s the man (except he needs to be quite about his wacky views on 9-11 and he might be a little too isolationist for me.)
        I’m still on the fence about Issa but I like the way he’s pressuring the White House about the wasteful spending on those stimulus signs.

  • Wait, that’s not one of Godzila’s enemies?!? What am I publishing over there!

    Watching dogs eat peanut butter is ridiculous fun.

  • Len,

    Thanks a million for the link.

    I love the commets about the WHO. I figured the H1N1 was overblown as well. It’s amazing what organizations will do for funding. But, I guess it’s better to be safe than sorry.

  • J$

    Glad you enjoyed the post, sir. Here’s to a great rest of our weekend!

  • Okay Len, this is going to sound really bad, but I had to look up what a Freegan was. Also, that part about “crushed possum roadkill” made me laugh for about 15 minutes straight. That’s beyond hilarious.

    Anyway, I will echo Joe Plemon’s earlier comment that your round ups are top-tier, and I’m honored to be included.

  • I always love your black coffee posts and your credit/debit bits are the best. Even if you’re oblivious.

    I had a dog named Major too – Major Pain. :) Sucked all the middles out of our shoes as kids, leaving nails/hard plastic and slobber. It was awesome. Should have given him peanut butter, perhaps it was what he was craving.

    So here’s my question. How many enemies did Godzilla actually have? Humans in general can count as 1.

    • Ha! What kind of dog did you have? I just love dogs – even the ones that chew things up. I admire their unwavering loyalty. :-)

      On your Godzilla challenge…

      I bet Godzilla had a least 10 enemies. Let’s see… King Kong. That flying turtle – I think it was Mothra. There was the flying teradactl – was it Rodan? There was the giant dragon fly. There was also an earwig-looking thingy. That’s five. Oh yeah, there were also two giant furry monsters – I think they were called Gargantuans (one green and one brown – one was evil and the other was good).

      So that is 6 – or 7 if you count both the green one and the brown one. Plus humans are eight.

      How did I do?

  • Thanks for the mention and I like the name Bagel for a beagle. I’ve always teased my wife that when we do end up getting a beagle someday I want to name it ‘Beagle’. I never would of course but it still is a running joke. I’ll have to mention ‘Bagel’ as a possibility and see what she thinks :)

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