It’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy a little joeâ€¦
Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of whatâ€™s been going on in the world of money and personal finance. Hereâ€™s what caught my attention over the past weekâ€¦
I’m sick, tired and just a wee bit surly today.
No, not because the US deadline to turn our taxes in to the IRS is this Monday.
I’ve got a sinus infection that has really got me under the weather.
Then again, you don’t think I’m going to let that stop me from putting out yet another worthless edition of Black Coffee, do you? No, siree.
So let’s get right to it …
Blogs I’ve Been Following This Week
Don’t Mess with Taxes – Did a Crook File Your Taxes? I wish … considering I got stuck writing a four-figure check to Uncle Sam this tax season. And I know what you’re thinking, but all the numbers were to the left of the decimal point.
Barbara Friedberg Personal Finance – Why I Usually Do My Own Taxes. The operative word here is “usually.” This year, though, due to the complexity of her taxes, Barb had to come up with a very clever money-saving compromise. And that she did.
JoeTaxpayer – The IRS’ Bad Rap. Yeah, boyyy! I clicked on this article because I was hoping to see a couple of Internal Revenue Service agents performing Public Enemy’s hip hop classic “Fight the Power.” No such luck.
Financially Poor - How Far Do You Go to Be Frugal? As Kevin notes in this article, the lengths some people go now to save a few bucks can be really embarrassing. I see even the IRS is now warning frugal tax filers that it’s not okay to calculate your “adjusted gross income” by simply shaving several zeroes off your annual pay. (Why do you think I had to write a check this year?)
Afford Anything – Tax Refund: Heck Yeah! or No Way, Jose? Says Paula:Â You donâ€™t want to give the government an interest-free loan â€” IF â€” you can earn interest on that money elsewhere (or reduce your debt interest). Then again, as Paula points out, there are a few caveats to consider before blindly accepting that premise.
Couple Money – Financial Choices and Their Impacts 5 Years Later. So what does this article have to do with taxes? Nothing. I just enjoyed reading Elle’s reflections on her key financial decisions over the past five years.
Forbes - What’s The Most Common Tax Question of 2012? Funny, I figured it was going to be something like, “How big is my tax refund going to be this year?” or “How much do I owe?” Not according to the Tax Girl, it isn’t.
The Way-Back Machine: Past Posts Of Mine You May Have Missed
From September 2010:
What a $168 Cheese Sandwich Can Teach Us About Hype & Value – And you thought the IRS were crooks. Celebrity chef Martin Blunos created a very unique cheese sandwich with a menu price of $168, which begs the question: Who in the world would ever buy one?
For some odd reason, Average Joe continues to ask me back each week to participate in The Worst of the Free Financial Advisor‘s irreverent roundtable segment. Episode 4: The Top 5 Ways to Blow Your Income Tax Refund.
Credits and Debits
Debit: Well, that was fun while it lasted: The Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 1.6 percent of its value this week, falling back below the 13,000 benchmark. That’s its worst weekly decline this year.
Debit: The markets were spooked in part by increasing bond yields in Spain resulting from investors wariness regarding Spain’s ability to pay back their massive debt. It’s just another step toward the eventual implosion of the Euro.
Debit: In fact, thanks to the debt-laden PIIGS (Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece and Spain) it’s looking more and more likely that the European Union will disintegrate sooner rather than later.
Debit: You don’t have to tell the Greeks and Italians that. Many of them are so worried about bank runs on the fatally-flawed Euro that they’ve been literally burying their money for some time now.
Debit: Meanwhile, on this side of the Atlantic, consumer prices continue to rise, led by gasoline which rose 1.7 percent this month.
Credit: How about some good news? On average, seniors are now living three years longer than originally expected.
Debit: Ironically, that’s got the International Monetary Fund in a huff because governments and pension funds are ill-prepared to handle the added cost burden — as much as 50 percent.
Credit: Of course, this wouldn’t be an issue if we returned to the days before Social Security when the responsibility for funding one’s retirement belonged to the individual — as opposed to the federal government, unions, or corporations. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’.
Credit: Before some of you tar-and-feather me for advocating the end of Social Security, I do realize it would have to be gradually phased out in order to provide for those who were forced into relying on the bankrupt Ponzi scheme in the first place.
Credit: Did you see this? The president finally admitted the Buffett Tax is just a gimmick that will do nothing to solve the government’s debt troubles. Well … duh!
Debit: So if the Buffett Tax doesn’t make economic sense, why push for it? According to the president: it’ll promote “tax fairness.” In other words, decrease income inequality. In other words, redistribute wealth.
Debit: Everyone should be against the Buffett rule if only because it makes our byzantine tax law even more complicated. With 3.8 million words, US tax code is already four times longer than Shakespeare’s entire library of works. I know.
Debit: While you’re writing out your check to the IRS this week, think about this: San Francisco officials recently received $205,075 in federal stimulus funds to move an “endangered” shrub that can be bought at nurseries for $15.98. Whaaaaat?
Credit: I guarantee you my gardener would have done that job for $250.
Debit: By the way, does anybody out there still wonder why the $831 billion stimulus didn’t fix the economy?
By the Numbers
If you live in the US, your last day in 2011 to file taxes is April 17th. More on US taxes:
12 Average number of hours people will spend doing their taxes this year.
189 The number of pages in the instruction booklet for the 1040 tax form.
$5800 The 2011 tax year standard deduction for a single person. (It rises to $5950 for the 2012 tax year.)
5 The number of times tax revenues were sufficient to cover the national budget over the last 50 years.
4 The number of times the great Calvin Coolidge presided over a balanced budget. (He’s the last president to do so four times.)
$110 million Annual income needed to become one of the top 400 earners in the US.
18 Average tax rate of the top 400 earners.
46 Percentage of Americans who paid no federal income taxes last year.
Source: Smart Money; the IRS; Huffington Post
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Love your blog, Len! Why didn’t you give it a fancy name like all the other (personal finance) blogs out there? …
Because “John Smith dot Com” was already taken.
I’m Len Penzo and I approved this message.